My mum is 49, in good health. Goes to the gym regularly and goes to Zumba twice a week
Blonde, Slim, Blue eyes, enjoys live music, Guinness and parties.

Shall we start the bidding at £50?
( Peej, Tue 19 Jun 2012, 11:05, 4 replies, latest was 13 years ago)

The only problem is you as a step son.

( Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Tue 19 Jun 2012, 11:06, Reply)

And her massive schlong

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 19 Jun 2012, 11:10, Reply)

That's her over used clitoris.

( Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Tue 19 Jun 2012, 11:14, Reply)

like a limp cuttle fish

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 19 Jun 2012, 11:24, Reply)

The benefits outweigh the problems I assure you

( Peej, Tue 19 Jun 2012, 11:13, Reply)

that seems unlike porky

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 19 Jun 2012, 11:13, Reply)

i'd hit that

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Tue 19 Jun 2012, 11:13, Reply)

Your mum is two years older than me : (

( girlinthehole, Tue 19 Jun 2012, 11:15, Reply)

My mum is 66, i hope this helps

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 19 Jun 2012, 11:18, Reply)

A little.

( girlinthehole, Tue 19 Jun 2012, 11:19, Reply)

My mum's 57
The poor bitch.
( Kroney, Tue 19 Jun 2012, 11:20, Reply)

My mum is 6' underground, i hope this helps

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Tue 19 Jun 2012, 11:20, Reply)

Haha! thanks petal.

( girlinthehole, Tue 19 Jun 2012, 11:21, Reply)

No worries
How are you lovely?
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Tue 19 Jun 2012, 11:22, Reply)

Better : )

( girlinthehole, Tue 19 Jun 2012, 11:25, Reply)

I'm very glad to hear it
Now, what are the chances of you re-adding me on facebook? :P

EDIT: Yep, thought as much
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Tue 19 Jun 2012, 11:26, Reply)

The Jam's zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 19 Jun 2012, 11:22, Reply)

The Sneaker Pimps 1996 Single and only top 10 hit?

( Peej, Tue 19 Jun 2012, 11:24, Reply)

I saw them play at my university. The lead singer had left and been replaced by some guy.
They were a bit shit and the guy complained on stage that he'd specifically asked for no green lighting.

Fucking chutney.
( Kroney, Tue 19 Jun 2012, 11:26, Reply)

No Kelli Ali?
Fuck that
( Peej, Tue 19 Jun 2012, 11:28, Reply)

I told you that the other day
But I was being mean at the time
( Peej, Tue 19 Jun 2012, 11:22, Reply)

I don't listen when you're being mean to me.

( girlinthehole, Tue 19 Jun 2012, 11:26, Reply)

As we have the same surname
but my actual sister doesn't, can I swap her for you? I've always been the eldest and would love a big sister.
( Peej, Tue 19 Jun 2012, 11:29, Reply)

My sister's about 6', will she do?

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 19 Jun 2012, 11:35, Reply)

Hmmmm that would make you my brother

( Peej, Tue 19 Jun 2012, 11:38, Reply)

I didn't think you Cornish let details like that deter you

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 19 Jun 2012, 11:39, Reply)

this is a leading question
i remember last time one of our circle fessed up that they'd totally hit your mum. iirc tables were flipped, beans were spilt, and words were exchanged in a heated manner.
(UppityDamnPrimate LET'S OPEN THIS F*CKING PIT UP, Tue 19 Jun 2012, 12:29, Reply)