The football eh
Hopefully England have the good grace to lose and the hosts can go though. They're shit anyway.
( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Tue 19 Jun 2012, 16:20, 80 replies, latest was 13 years ago)

I'm looking forward to it being over.
I feel the same way about the Olympics.
( Kroney, Tue 19 Jun 2012, 16:21, Reply)

Miserable. Bastard.

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Tue 19 Jun 2012, 16:22, Reply)

Hah
We'll see what you think when you can't go anywhere or do anything because East London's jammed right the fuck up with Olympic traffic.
( Kroney, Tue 19 Jun 2012, 16:23, Reply)

Meh. I'm looking forward to it, despite the fact that my journey to and from work is going to be shocking for two months.

( scarpe We Stole Bikes, Tue 19 Jun 2012, 16:27, Reply)

He'll just charter a plane.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 19 Jun 2012, 16:28, Reply)

It'll get shot down by the drones.

( Kroney, Tue 19 Jun 2012, 16:29, Reply)

You and Chompy have guns?

( scarpe We Stole Bikes, Tue 19 Jun 2012, 16:30, Reply)

worse
rolled up guardians
( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Tue 19 Jun 2012, 16:32, Reply)

Not, but he's been slapped round the tits a few times!!!!!!

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 19 Jun 2012, 16:32, Reply)

Not surprised, they're big enough.
I accidentally slapped him on the tits in Bristol merely by making an expansive gesture whilst talking to somebody else three feet away.

It's more difficult not to slap him in the tits, to be honest.

Please note, I am absolutely not calling him fat. But only because he's bigger* than me.


*fatter
( Kroney, Tue 19 Jun 2012, 16:34, Reply)

There'll be loads of tourists to fleece for the olympics

( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Tue 19 Jun 2012, 16:24, Reply)

And extra prossies to go round

( Peej, Tue 19 Jun 2012, 16:26, Reply)

brilliant

( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Tue 19 Jun 2012, 16:27, Reply)

I liked it when that team scored that goal
BRILLIANT!!
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 19 Jun 2012, 16:25, Reply)

FAB!

( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Tue 19 Jun 2012, 16:27, Reply)

Pass! Shoot! Goal!
www.youtube.com/watch?v=0F19BlS_HpI
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 19 Jun 2012, 16:29, Reply)

Personally, what I like to do,
and I'm not saying this is for everyone, is pull my shirt over my head and run around with my arms outstretched like a mongol playing at aeroplanes, whenever 'we' get a 'goal'.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 19 Jun 2012, 16:31, Reply)

even if they win its italy or spain in the next round
what's the point in going through if you're just going to lose at the next stage?
(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Tue 19 Jun 2012, 16:27, Reply)

they've proved over two games against mediocre opposition that they're shit
game over man, game over
( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Tue 19 Jun 2012, 16:29, Reply)

someone ought to call them and tell them to pack up and go home

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Tue 19 Jun 2012, 16:30, Reply)

That's what the tramp said before he knocked your Mum up.

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Tue 19 Jun 2012, 16:30, Reply)

yet here i am

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Tue 19 Jun 2012, 16:31, Reply)

Lets all go and sit in the shed withnour fingers in our ears until it's all over

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 19 Jun 2012, 16:31, Reply)

i bet thats what you say to all the kids

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Tue 19 Jun 2012, 16:32, Reply)

+ don't tell daddy

( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Tue 19 Jun 2012, 16:34, Reply)

I shall be enjoying the football this evening by not watching it
And instead enjoying a Mcewans Champion or three.

Incidentally I have been told by a friend that I am not to drink it at his house because his wife's a Catholic and Mcewans sponsored Rangers or some shit. Have you ever heard anything so fucking retarded?
( Peej, Tue 19 Jun 2012, 16:31, Reply)

Stop oppressing your hosts

( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Tue 19 Jun 2012, 16:34, Reply)

How about 'I think England are a world class team'?

( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Tue 19 Jun 2012, 16:35, Reply)

World class losers!
LOL!
( Peej, Tue 19 Jun 2012, 16:36, Reply)

maybe stop drinking shit beer

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 19 Jun 2012, 16:38, Reply)

Mcewans Champion is one of the finest Real Ales I have ever tasted
And at 7.3% you only need a few.
( Peej, Tue 19 Jun 2012, 16:39, Reply)

Apparently
I was weaned on McEwan's Export when I was a babby. As you can tell, it's done me no harm at all.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Tue 19 Jun 2012, 16:40, Reply)

Now that is a shit beer!

( Peej, Tue 19 Jun 2012, 16:42, Reply)

Soz, i was thinkning of the general pish
try marston's Old Empire IPA @ 6.5% I think, lovely drop
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 19 Jun 2012, 16:47, Reply)

Tis a fine one indeed
Also Innis and Gun Rum Cask
( Peej, Tue 19 Jun 2012, 16:47, Reply)

Oh that one is lovely.
I like all those Innis and Gunn beers.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 19 Jun 2012, 16:52, Reply)

I'm going to get me a crate of Beheaded to bring up with me in September
I believe you approved of it.
( Peej, Tue 19 Jun 2012, 16:55, Reply)

I sho' nuff did.
Did I mention that it was my birthday then?
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 19 Jun 2012, 16:57, Reply)

don't think it's a roundabout way of telling you
not to drink in his house? maybe he's tired of cleaning jism off the oven glove :D
(UppityDamnPrimate LET'S OPEN THIS F*CKING PIT UP, Tue 19 Jun 2012, 16:41, Reply)

I'm fucking glad there's been less of this three lions bullshit
we seem to get every time there's a championship. As if there's been a collective recognition that we're fucking shit and crowing about the last time we won a major international football trophy is making us looking like fucking idiots, given that it was nearly fifty years ago.
( Kroney, Tue 19 Jun 2012, 16:31, Reply)

There has been an enjoyable sense of realistic expectation this time around.
I have chuckled at the half-hearted press coverage and advertising.

'Drown your sorrows with these half price Carlings' etc.

Lol, I say - Lol and rofl.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 19 Jun 2012, 16:34, Reply)

"LETS BLITZ FRITZ" scream the red tops every time we play Germany.
No, what will happen is that we'll get roundly spanked by them and go home embarrassed.
( Kroney, Tue 19 Jun 2012, 16:36, Reply)

I like it when that happens.
I especially like the footage of cretins with painted faces and flag-capes crying in the streets.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 19 Jun 2012, 16:37, Reply)

Yeah, sometimes they cry hard enough that they can barely see
who they're throwing their bricks at.
( Kroney, Tue 19 Jun 2012, 16:40, Reply)

FOR YOU TOMMY THE GAME IS OVER

( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Tue 19 Jun 2012, 16:38, Reply)

I know a lot of Scots are in the 'Anyone But England' camp.
Seems a bit churlish to me. My country's team is too shit to qualify, so I hope yours gets beaten?

This new team and the new management tactics seem to be doing well. Let's see if Rooney manages to arse it up. Bet he does, the thick chavvy cunt.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Tue 19 Jun 2012, 16:33, Reply)

It's like grown men who are still obsessed with a playground game
are in some way juvenile and in no small way pathetic, isn't it?
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 19 Jun 2012, 16:36, Reply)

Tribalism.
It's in our genetic heritage.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Tue 19 Jun 2012, 16:37, Reply)

I'm all for the violence etc, it's the bent sport I object to.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 19 Jun 2012, 16:38, Reply)

Even the violence has been shit so far
All the build up and promise of racists and game stoppages. I thought that might cause a good old fashioned soccer riot but no-one is bloody kicking off.
( Peej, Tue 19 Jun 2012, 16:40, Reply)

At least we have violent electrical storms to break the tedium.

( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Tue 19 Jun 2012, 16:41, Reply)

Dodgy Polish electricians innit

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 19 Jun 2012, 16:44, Reply)

I love the fact that outside of Europe we have a reputation for being
mild-mannered, tea-drinking Nigels.

Inside Europe, we're drunken rioters. To be fair, we do throw a bloody good drunken riot.
( Kroney, Tue 19 Jun 2012, 16:42, Reply)

The drunken rioters can only afford to travel inside Europe.
The mild-mannered Nigels can go further afield.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Tue 19 Jun 2012, 16:43, Reply)

You'regoinghomeinafuckingambulancelolz!

( Peej, Tue 19 Jun 2012, 16:44, Reply)

Our old colonial subjects still love us
because in the good old days when the working class had no choice but to holiday at home, no-one had vomited in their swimming pools and thus they thought we were all lovely.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 19 Jun 2012, 17:01, Reply)

The Welsh are like that, too.
They will cheer and support anyone playing the English. The English, meanwhile, will generally cheer for any British side over that of Johnny.
( Kroney, Tue 19 Jun 2012, 16:38, Reply)

like that, too. They will cheer and support anyone playing the English. The English, meanwhile, will generally cheer for any British side over that of Johnny. cunts
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 19 Jun 2012, 16:43, Reply)

+sheep shagging
( Peej, Tue 19 Jun 2012, 16:45, Reply)

I like the Welsh a lot.
Miserable bastards that they are.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 19 Jun 2012, 17:05, Reply)

Have bit of this!
www.youtube.com/watch?v=45NOP1OA-EQ
( Peej, Tue 19 Jun 2012, 16:33, Reply)

FOOOOOOOTTBAAAAAAAAAAALLLLLLLLLLL

( Lisette von Falcon, Tue 19 Jun 2012, 16:34, Reply)

SSSSOOOCCCCERRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRBBBBAAAAALLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL

( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Tue 19 Jun 2012, 16:35, Reply)

G-L-E-N-H-O-D-D-L-E-I-S-H-A-V-I-N-G-A-G-O-A-L

( Peej, Tue 19 Jun 2012, 16:36, Reply)

I LOVE FOOTBALL.
(ThunderCuntThePendejo officially less shit than NakedApe, Tue 19 Jun 2012, 16:35, Reply)

NOT AS MUCH AS BARRY DOES

( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Tue 19 Jun 2012, 16:36, Reply)

I thought he had given up on football because Fulham are wank.
(ThunderCuntThePendejo officially less shit than NakedApe, Tue 19 Jun 2012, 16:38, Reply)

It never stopped him before.

( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Tue 19 Jun 2012, 16:39, Reply)

he prefers sunglasses, whining and 5am lolfloor rape though

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 19 Jun 2012, 16:40, Reply)

and ALL OUT WAR

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Tue 19 Jun 2012, 16:41, Reply)

eh?

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 19 Jun 2012, 16:41, Reply)

he was the one who declared all out war on his neighbours wasn't he?

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Tue 19 Jun 2012, 16:55, Reply)

If Australia is so fucking great
Why is Cornwall full of the cunts?
( Peej, Tue 19 Jun 2012, 16:44, Reply)

Because you can't afford a plane ticket?

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 19 Jun 2012, 16:45, Reply)

Sorry did I not make myself clear?
If Australia is so fucking great
Why is Cornwall full of Australian cunts?
( Peej, Tue 19 Jun 2012, 16:49, Reply)

I missed the "the"
I thought most of them were in Sarf London?
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 19 Jun 2012, 16:50, Reply)

Or there

( Peej, Tue 19 Jun 2012, 16:52, Reply)

In the late 60s Earls Court was called 'Kangaroo Alley'
They couldn't afford to live there now, even with 25 to a room as they like to live.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 19 Jun 2012, 17:00, Reply)

cheap barstaff innit
also, something about taking 'cunts' literally to do with australian female genitals
(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Tue 19 Jun 2012, 16:52, Reply)

Yes, unlike Ireland who have trampled everyone before them.

(Reverend Fister "a disciplined fuckwit", Tue 19 Jun 2012, 17:10, Reply)