^ This.
Football is only important if there is something riding on the game. Apart from that, it's an excuse to be in the pub by midday with friends.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 19 Jun 2012, 22:16, 1 reply, 13 years ago)

If we win I will milk it for all it's worth.
If we lose me and my mates will laugh at how shit football is and then go and play the Coat and Badge drug game.
(Barry from Eastenders is, despite the words written above, not a woman, Tue 19 Jun 2012, 22:19, Reply)

How does that game work?

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 19 Jun 2012, 22:21, Reply)

There's a pub in Putney called the Coat and Badge.
As you can imagine Putney/Fulham is full of proper toffs and hooray Henry's. The C&B is full of them. On match days Fulham fans stick out like sore thumbs despite being the majority of people, although not in the Coat and Badge. It's still major toff territory. They hate football people going in so we go in to annoy them. The Coat and Badge drug game involves doing drugs as openly as possible whilst shouting 'I LOVE FOOTBALL AND DRUGS'. It gets really competitive and I'm not sure how we've never been kicked out.
(Barry from Eastenders is, despite the words written above, not a woman, Tue 19 Jun 2012, 22:28, Reply)

A slight variation on the Dick and Dom game 'Bogies' then.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 19 Jun 2012, 22:29, Reply)

The current champion did it off the top of the tele in the then packed beer garden.
It's about twelve foot in the air. He had to climb on top of the big barbecue thing to get up there. I've never laughed more than when that game is being played.
(Barry from Eastenders is, despite the words written above, not a woman, Tue 19 Jun 2012, 22:33, Reply)

hahahaha

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 19 Jun 2012, 22:37, Reply)

This sounds like it could make football more interesting
that said I've watched tons of football in the last week.
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Tue 19 Jun 2012, 22:38, Reply)

Any news on the gainful situation?
You've not been on here much recently.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 19 Jun 2012, 22:42, Reply)

I got a couple of interviews for retail jobs
sadly they offered it to me as I was on my way back from Brighton (they were in Brighton.) Been looking v hard for work and trying to regulate internet time a bit. What've you been up to?
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Tue 19 Jun 2012, 22:43, Reply)

Same as usual.
If you are considering retail, then there should be opportunties in Bristol.

Any particular type of retailer appeal?
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 19 Jun 2012, 22:46, Reply)

One where I don't have to walk around all day
pretty much it. Applied for a ton more stuff so hopefully will get some answers back soon!
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Tue 19 Jun 2012, 22:51, Reply)

Fingers crossed for you.
Keep me posted.

Is Brighton somewherer you'd like to end up?
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 19 Jun 2012, 22:52, Reply)

It's a lovely city, great fun
was visiting my brother so I stuck in a bunch of applications down there as well on the off chance. Will let you know!
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Tue 19 Jun 2012, 22:54, Reply)

This sounds promising.
Good luck.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 19 Jun 2012, 22:57, Reply)

But surely you LOVE FOOTBALL?

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 19 Jun 2012, 22:23, Reply)

Only when he speaks to Stanley Victor.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 19 Jun 2012, 22:24, Reply)

And apparently when playing the Coat and Badge drug game too.

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 19 Jun 2012, 22:34, Reply)

Not joining us this Saturday then Tangles?

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 19 Jun 2012, 22:38, Reply)

What is happening this Saturday?

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 19 Jun 2012, 22:41, Reply)

I'm gonna go and get faced with some folk from here.
Can you get yourself to that London?
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 19 Jun 2012, 22:41, Reply)

Sounds like fun, but I won't make that
Too short notice for someone with such an active life as me.
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 19 Jun 2012, 22:46, Reply)

But you've ample notice for the September shindig so there can be no excuse now.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 19 Jun 2012, 22:47, Reply)

I'm definitely coming in September.
You'll get your opportunity to laugh at me getting drunk and falling asleep.
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 19 Jun 2012, 22:50, Reply)

I'm going to force feed you a pork pie.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 19 Jun 2012, 22:53, Reply)

I'm going to force feed you some quorn.

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 19 Jun 2012, 22:55, Reply)

I'll be sick on your slippers.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 19 Jun 2012, 22:57, Reply)

I'm well looking forward to Saturday.
I've already forgotten where we're supposed to be meeting mind. It better be over east way.
(Barry from Eastenders is, despite the words written above, not a woman, Tue 19 Jun 2012, 22:48, Reply)

I've got no idea where we are meeting.
I theory I want to get to Stunned Poster's gaff and drop a bag off, but previous would suggest I'll end up meeting him in a pub somewhere and that plan going wrong.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 19 Jun 2012, 22:54, Reply)

It'll be east. I'd suggest the rising star of Bethnel Green, I like it in there.
I'm not sure if I've met Stunned.
(Barry from Eastenders is, despite the words written above, not a woman, Tue 19 Jun 2012, 22:55, Reply)

You'd remember if you had.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 19 Jun 2012, 22:56, Reply)

I'd like to meet Stunned
I imagine him to be hilarious.
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 19 Jun 2012, 22:58, Reply)

He is.
He's quite a unit as well.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 19 Jun 2012, 22:59, Reply)

So I understand.
Roll on September...
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 19 Jun 2012, 23:01, Reply)

So your other half is comfortable with you meeting a load of spastics for booze then.
How on earth did you sell her the idea?
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 19 Jun 2012, 23:03, Reply)

She is deeply uncomfortable with the idea
And is convinced that you are going to murder me.
However she is more concerned about being left alone with the kids.
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 19 Jun 2012, 23:07, Reply)

Get a sitter for the night and bring her along.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 19 Jun 2012, 23:08, Reply)

Fuck that.
I want to enjoy myself.
Plus she needs to be available to feed the baby.
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 19 Jun 2012, 23:14, Reply)

She'll make you phone her every twenty minutes.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 19 Jun 2012, 23:15, Reply)