I laughed on the train this morning at this:
A man was stopped and searched at Gatwick airport after officers believed he "might be involved in paedophilia" because he had a boyfriend and a camera. Hilarious.

www.allvoices.com/news/12413236-gatwick-airport-staff-accused-gay-man-of-paedophilia-because-he-had-boyfriend-and-camera
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 20 Jun 2012, 8:34, 3 replies, latest was 13 years ago)

If your A man was stopped and searched at Gatwick airport after officers believed he "might be involved in paedophilia" because he had a boyfriend and a camera I feel bad for ya' son, I got 99 problems but A man was stopped and searched at Gatwick airport after officers believed he "might be involved in paedophilia" because he had a boyfriend and a camera ain't one.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Wed 20 Jun 2012, 8:37, Reply)

Dope rhymes, G-Dogg, dope rhymes.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 20 Jun 2012, 8:41, Reply)

What sort of camera?

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 20 Jun 2012, 8:38, Reply)

A gay paedo camera of course.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 20 Jun 2012, 8:39, Reply)

The Kodak Instanonce.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 20 Jun 2012, 8:41, Reply)

Yesterday I woke up and could smell freshly cooked and left on the side eggs.
I followed my nose and I thought it might be the gas on the oven, so I pressed the ignight button to see if it was that, and sure enough, the gas hadn't stopped coming out my oven from when I used it 4 hours ago.

I don't know how, with all of statistics and likelyhoods, I'm not dead yet.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Wed 20 Jun 2012, 8:40, Reply)

Maybe your arse has made you immune to gas?
I know many blokes like this
( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 20 Jun 2012, 8:42, Reply)

you could have got blown up.

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Wed 20 Jun 2012, 8:47, Reply)

You just used up all the karma points your arse has built up

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 20 Jun 2012, 8:57, Reply)

I'd get that looked at.
a gas oven should turn itself off if it doesn't light.
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Wed 20 Jun 2012, 9:12, Reply)

Alright Mighters

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 20 Jun 2012, 9:14, Reply)

Alright sir.

( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Wed 20 Jun 2012, 9:16, Reply)

I thought that
but our brand new dual fuel has gas rings and they shut off and can't be turned on if the lid is shut but twisting the knobs when the lid is raised turns the gas on and you don't have to hold them down or anything. Worries me slightly that. I just keep the lid down when Im not using it to stop the kids turning the gas on.
( Peej, Wed 20 Jun 2012, 9:32, Reply)

I think it's different for ovens than for rings though.
because it's harder to see if it's on or not. Having said that, I'm surprised, I thought all rings shut off automatically these days
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Wed 20 Jun 2012, 9:36, Reply)

My old one you had to hold it down for five seconds after it was lit or it would shut off the gas.
Perfect for evil children.
( Peej, Wed 20 Jun 2012, 9:49, Reply)