Can you point me in the right direction?

( Reginald Donkeyfuck, Wed 20 Jun 2012, 9:22, 2 replies, latest was 13 years ago)

Through that door over there.

No, not that one, that's the stationery cupboard. No it's not alright if you just have a little lie down, either, and I doubt severely that I really am your best pal.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 20 Jun 2012, 9:23, Reply)

I didn't mention
That I also popped into morrisons on the way to work. I bought a copy of I and a bottle of wine. Scanned the papper, fake-scaned the wine. Free wine! I drank it in the car park. This is getting bad and I don'tknow how to stop it.
( Reginald Donkeyfuck, Wed 20 Jun 2012, 9:25, Reply)

www.amazon.co.uk/dp/0007424973/ref=asc_df_00074249738389929?smid=A3P5ROKL5A1OLE&tag=hydra0b-21&linkCode=asn&creative=22206&creativeASIN=0007424973&hvpos=1o2&hvexid=&hvnetw=g&hvrand=1057388358375971576&hvpone=&hvptwo=&hvqmt=
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 20 Jun 2012, 9:26, Reply)

You can be quite amusing at times
but overall you're a bit of a cunt really
( Reginald Donkeyfuck, Wed 20 Jun 2012, 9:27, Reply)

I'm sorry.
My brother is a severe alkie, I know how bad it is.

I shouldn't be so flippant.

No I'm not.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 20 Jun 2012, 9:29, Reply)

Yeah, you should.
This isn't an AA meeting.
( scarpe We Stole Bikes, Wed 20 Jun 2012, 9:31, Reply)

Why are all the alcoholics I know slim fuckers and when I drank I put on a stone?

( girlinthehole, Wed 20 Jun 2012, 9:37, Reply)

In the words of the wonderful Toyah Wilcocth, 'It'th a mythtery'

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 20 Jun 2012, 9:39, Reply)

In the words of the wonderful Neil Tennant, 'It'th a thin'

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Wed 20 Jun 2012, 9:43, Reply)

Because we don't eat?
I've put on that since I stopped drinking.
( scarpe We Stole Bikes, Wed 20 Jun 2012, 9:41, Reply)

Ah! I wasn't drinking enough probably.

( girlinthehole, Wed 20 Jun 2012, 9:42, Reply)

Aww :-(

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Wed 20 Jun 2012, 9:37, Reply)

You heard what he said - OUT!

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 20 Jun 2012, 9:38, Reply)

thanks

( Reginald Donkeyfuck, Wed 20 Jun 2012, 9:38, Reply)

There is a simple two step programme:
1) Delete your account(s)
2) Kill yourself
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 20 Jun 2012, 9:27, Reply)

I preferred you when you lurked

( Reginald Donkeyfuck, Wed 20 Jun 2012, 9:29, Reply)

If this is you now you are 'no longer such a cunt'
you must have been an epic wanker back in the day. Have a turps on me.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 20 Jun 2012, 9:33, Reply)

It's the phantom name nicker, Monty.

( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Wed 20 Jun 2012, 9:35, Reply)

Oh zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 20 Jun 2012, 9:36, Reply)

You've gazzed me so many times Monty
I thought you knew?
( Reginald Donkeyfuck, Wed 20 Jun 2012, 9:42, Reply)

I didn't know it was you again.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 20 Jun 2012, 9:58, Reply)

He's still a cunt
He still hilariously pretends to be someone else.
He's still extremely tedious.
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 20 Jun 2012, 9:36, Reply)

Something sadly lacking in their actual personality, obv.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 20 Jun 2012, 9:37, Reply)

THis is the fake TBOT right?

( Peej, Wed 20 Jun 2012, 9:37, Reply)

Yes.

( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Wed 20 Jun 2012, 9:39, Reply)

Who is TBOT Davvers?

( Reginald Donkeyfuck, Wed 20 Jun 2012, 9:42, Reply)

You, TBOT.

( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Wed 20 Jun 2012, 9:44, Reply)

Whatd oes it mean?

( Reginald Donkeyfuck, Wed 20 Jun 2012, 9:46, Reply)

It's an abbreviated form of your name, thatbloke,
coined by lazy fuckers who cant be arsed to write out someone's full username, in the same way that I get DG, AA gets AA, and Monty gets "you senile old bellend".
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Wed 20 Jun 2012, 9:50, Reply)

*facepalms*

( Reginald Donkeyfuck, Wed 20 Jun 2012, 9:51, Reply)