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rob, Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
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Butter goes on toast before ANY toppingButter tastes good.
People give me crap for putting butter on to a sandwich that then has mayonnaise added. "You only need one fat on a sandwich Phil!" they preach at me. Luckily I have developed a snappy and amusing comeback for exactly these types of situation. What you do is you wait until they have preached at you and slowly turn and face them, You then snap "Fuck off you nosey cunt, its my fucking sandwich! Are you eating it? No? Then fuck off, I hope you get hit by a fucking car! I hope your wife has a miscarriage you utter, utter cunt!" They will have no response to your awesome intellect and wit, leaving you to enjoy your buttered bread product in peace.
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Peej, Wed 20 Jun 2012, 9:43,
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Should I substitute if for for marmite, or something like chilli jam(
Peej, Wed 20 Jun 2012, 9:46,
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It depends what the sandwich in question is(
Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Wed 20 Jun 2012, 9:46,
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A mayonnaise sandwich. Can't you read?
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 20 Jun 2012, 9:50,
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