Your missus is fucking disgusting anyway, so the better solution is to substitute her for marmite, or something like chilli jam

( Peej, Wed 20 Jun 2012, 9:46, 2 replies, latest was 13 years ago)

Stop being a prick Phillie
I apologised for my comments, and left the matter well alone.
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Wed 20 Jun 2012, 9:48, Reply)

But I wasn't actually upset now was I
Otherwise I would have flounced long ago over people bullying my oven glove.

Thanks for the apology though, It means a lot, though I would substitute it for marmite, or something like chilli jam.
( Peej, Wed 20 Jun 2012, 9:54, Reply)

This is true, you can't eat apologies, nor spread them on toast

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Wed 20 Jun 2012, 9:56, Reply)

You're very chipper this morning.
Did you not have animal sex last night?
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Wed 20 Jun 2012, 9:49, Reply)

What twice in one month?
You think I'm a machine?
( Peej, Wed 20 Jun 2012, 9:51, Reply)

Don't be silly. He's already done it once this year.

( girlinthehole, Wed 20 Jun 2012, 9:51, Reply)

I'm not jealous

( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Wed 20 Jun 2012, 9:53, Reply)

Me neither.

( girlinthehole, Wed 20 Jun 2012, 9:53, Reply)