Fifty Shades of Grey
I bought it for the missus yesterday cos I keep seeing ladies going on about it on facebook. I saw it in tesco for £3.87 or something and picked it up. I had a flick through this morning. It reads like Twilight fan fiction so I googled it and it fucking is actually Twilight fan fiction! It's filth as well, in the middle somewhere it said fisting, facial cum and ass sex all in one paragraph. My boss claim it can't possibly actually say that because his elderly mother wouldn't read something like that. HAHAHAHA
( Peej, Wed 20 Jun 2012, 10:00, 2 replies, latest was 13 years ago)

I've heard it's pure filth.
And also extremely shit.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Wed 20 Jun 2012, 10:03, Reply)

That's an abridged version of what I just said.
Mind you I hope she wants to act some of it out. Like the bit where she makes him a sandwich.
( Peej, Wed 20 Jun 2012, 10:10, Reply)

A mayonnaise one, I hope?

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 20 Jun 2012, 10:16, Reply)

With butter

( Peej, Wed 20 Jun 2012, 10:18, Reply)

She should substitute it for marmite, or something like chilli jam.

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 20 Jun 2012, 10:19, Reply)

It's not very likely.
Francesca Johnson, Mr Cook’s girlfriend, explained: “Sexual subjugation is hugely arousing when practised with a devastatingly handsome multi-millionaire who buys you iPads and Audis, less so with someone who picks his toenails during CSI: Miami.”
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Wed 20 Jun 2012, 10:39, Reply)

I refer the honorable gentleman to this.
www.thedailymash.co.uk/news/arts-entertainment/men-puzzled-by-porn-that-you-read-2012061931006
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Wed 20 Jun 2012, 10:39, Reply)