I hate how contrived it is.
But if girls from London think 'wow!' when they go in, imagine taking one from Middlesbrough. What do you think it is?
(Barry from Eastenders is, despite the words written above, not a woman, Wed 20 Jun 2012, 12:10, 2 replies, latest was 13 years ago)

If she is from Middlesbrough, you could probably impress her with indoor plumbing.

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 20 Jun 2012, 12:12, Reply)

This, with the force of a thousand suns.

( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Wed 20 Jun 2012, 12:13, Reply)

underground bar that you have to secretly "ask" in a restaurant to get into.
Entrance is in hidden in a freezer or other such totally pretentious wank.

But, yeah, I can see you'd be getting fingers and tops minimum off a Middlesborough lass for that.
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Wed 20 Jun 2012, 12:13, Reply)

A can of Diamond White and some chips would get you that from a Middleborough bird

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 20 Jun 2012, 12:18, Reply)

In that case he's probably bang on for a reverse Dutch steamboat.

( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Wed 20 Jun 2012, 12:19, Reply)

You are correct sir.
I've been there twice, stayed for one drink both times. The seating arrangements are shit as well.
(Barry from Eastenders is, despite the words written above, not a woman, Wed 20 Jun 2012, 12:22, Reply)

is that because they'd freeze off?

( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 20 Jun 2012, 12:28, Reply)