It would take a miracle of mighty proportions to get even a tiny lol out of me this morning.
Re: Carr, if he's dodged his taxes legitimately then he has a good accountant and good luck to him. If our legal system is so shit that what he's been doing is legit then more fool them and good work Jimmy Carr's accountant, I say.

Alt: given the chance there are fucking millions of courses I'd like to take. I'd like nothing more than to spend my entire life learning stuff of no practical use.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 21 Jun 2012, 8:33, 1 reply, 12 years ago)

Wassup homie?

( girlinthehole, Thu 21 Jun 2012, 8:35, Reply)

Word.
Life is scheisse for me at the mo. 2/10 for Monty.

It's my daughter's first sports day today. I wish I was going.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 21 Jun 2012, 8:38, Reply)

can you not just hang around outside like a nonce?

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Thu 21 Jun 2012, 8:40, Reply)

More than my tag's worth mate.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 21 Jun 2012, 8:46, Reply)

That's pants bro.
Remember that things are progressing slowly so future sports days beckon.
( girlinthehole, Thu 21 Jun 2012, 8:41, Reply)

If you were there
They'd end up asking you to leave for constantly shouting, 'sport is for benders'.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 21 Jun 2012, 8:46, Reply)

*something about performance enhancing drugs*

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 21 Jun 2012, 8:47, Reply)

Viagra?

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Thu 21 Jun 2012, 8:48, Reply)

No, she went of her own accord.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 21 Jun 2012, 8:51, Reply)

But sport is bent. You've said so.

( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Thu 21 Jun 2012, 8:49, Reply)

It's well fucking bent.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 21 Jun 2012, 8:52, Reply)

Glad we got that cleared up.

( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Thu 21 Jun 2012, 8:53, Reply)