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(I helped save b3ta! rob, Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
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Oh man the Jim davison blog highlights are great
www.shoutingatco.ws/2012/06/07/the-best-of-jim-davidsons-blog/
(PsychoChomp, Fri 22 Jun 2012, 15:38, 2 replies, latest was 13 years ago)
Oh good lord, where to start...
Why is he proud of a book that he fucked up?
The Queen is an easy shot but "black people" aren't

etc etc

have you read ifyoulikeitsomuchwhydontyougolivethere.com/ it pulls together the genius of "have your say" columns
(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 22 Jun 2012, 15:44, Reply)
Yes, he has read it.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 22 Jun 2012, 15:46, Reply)
I think he might write it, with Al

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 22 Jun 2012, 15:46, Reply)
I've not read that before, and won't do again.
How fucking dull.
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 22 Jun 2012, 15:48, Reply)
tbh, it used to be much funnier
it was simplier and took the piss out of racists and bigots, as with most left leaning things it is now suffocting under the weight of it's smugness
(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 22 Jun 2012, 15:54, Reply)
More your level
www.upvcwindow.org.uk/
(PsychoChomp, Fri 22 Jun 2012, 15:54, Reply)
"you buy one, you get one free"
I knew i'd seen Monty somewhere before

www.emeraldfrog.co.uk/wp-content/uploads/2011/04/safestyle-original-bogof-300x235.jpg
(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 22 Jun 2012, 15:55, Reply)
I disagree. Bit dull.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 22 Jun 2012, 15:45, Reply)
I think that's what makes it so pathetic
it manages to be ignornat, racist and stupid as well as being dull, not easy to achieve
(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 22 Jun 2012, 15:47, Reply)
I know! I make it look easy but actually it's not!

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 22 Jun 2012, 15:48, Reply)
(yawn)

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Fri 22 Jun 2012, 15:49, Reply)
^ see?!

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 22 Jun 2012, 15:50, Reply)
now your being racist against blind people, nice one Mont

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Fri 22 Jun 2012, 15:51, Reply)
We should burn out his eyes with molten metal as a punishment
semms pretty reasonable to me
(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 22 Jun 2012, 15:54, Reply)
Fire can't harm a dragon

(PsychoChomp, Fri 22 Jun 2012, 15:57, Reply)
Sorry i don't speak nerd

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 22 Jun 2012, 15:59, Reply)
Game of Thrones,
the MOST IMPORTANT telly show for ages.
(PsychoChomp, Fri 22 Jun 2012, 16:00, Reply)
i saw something about whales last night but I had only recorded 9 minutes of it
so i watched the woman in Black instead, which was scarey
(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 22 Jun 2012, 16:02, Reply)
I went to a pub with friends.
It wasn't "scarey"
(PsychoChomp, Fri 22 Jun 2012, 16:04, Reply)
Most important as in
'it is most important that I am out when that's on'

That said Wilko Johnson is in it, I think. That's well fucking weird.
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 22 Jun 2012, 16:04, Reply)
I've said it before and I'll say it again,
you would really enjoy it.
(PsychoChomp, Fri 22 Jun 2012, 16:05, Reply)
What channel is it on?

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 22 Jun 2012, 16:07, Reply)
Sky atlantic.
Or "stolen from the internet" more likely.
(PsychoChomp, Fri 22 Jun 2012, 16:08, Reply)
Not on my shit-arse computer it's not.
I have frightful trouble with anything. My C drive is so full I have to run C Cleaner all the fucking time, and there doesn't appear to be anything I can delete to make space.
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 22 Jun 2012, 16:10, Reply)
Do you have a laptop or a PC?

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 22 Jun 2012, 16:11, Reply)
It is a laptop.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 22 Jun 2012, 16:13, Reply)
delete your 'C:\Windows\System' folder, reboot
problem solved
(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Fri 22 Jun 2012, 16:18, Reply)
Do not do this.

(PsychoChomp, Fri 22 Jun 2012, 16:19, Reply)
I'll delete your ability to have children in a fucking minute.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 22 Jun 2012, 16:20, Reply)
lol
first click today
(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Fri 22 Jun 2012, 16:21, Reply)
actually i think thats a lie, i liked one of b3th's posts to make her like me

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Fri 22 Jun 2012, 16:21, Reply)
I'm sure it worked

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 22 Jun 2012, 16:22, Reply)
woop!

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Fri 22 Jun 2012, 16:24, Reply)
Arse
You could have added a new drive on a PC

What size is the disk?
(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 22 Jun 2012, 16:22, Reply)
9" soft, 12 'unfurled'.


Real answer: not a fucking clue
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 22 Jun 2012, 16:23, Reply)
An external harddrive is your friend and they are dirt cheap these days

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 22 Jun 2012, 16:24, Reply)
I have one full of music,
the problem isn't data storage, it's program files, I think.
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 22 Jun 2012, 16:26, Reply)
There will be loads of shite on it you can get rid of, I'm sure

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 22 Jun 2012, 16:27, Reply)
That sounds worng to me, how many programs does one cranky old luddite need?

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 22 Jun 2012, 16:28, Reply)
My laptop is v old.
It's probably updates and shit but I don't know what I can and can't delete.
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 22 Jun 2012, 16:29, Reply)
double click 'My Computer'
click on 'C:\'

to the left it will show storage, 110gb used 2mb unused etc
(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Fri 22 Jun 2012, 16:25, Reply)
I have a D Drive with shit all-on it I think. I moved my pictures etc to there.
I really am hopeless at this shit.
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 22 Jun 2012, 16:24, Reply)
You fucking sound like it.
D drive is your CD drive you useless berk.
(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Fri 22 Jun 2012, 16:25, Reply)
hahaha
tell me this, i sometimes have an E drive sometimes not, where doe it go?
(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 22 Jun 2012, 16:26, Reply)
USB stick

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 22 Jun 2012, 16:27, Reply)
You'll find it's oddly synchronised with whenever you put a pen drive in.

(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Fri 22 Jun 2012, 16:27, Reply)
I DID THINK THAT WAS WIERD

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 22 Jun 2012, 16:28, Reply)
Plug in usb stick or your phone or whatever.

(PsychoChomp, Fri 22 Jun 2012, 16:27, Reply)
No it isn't

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 22 Jun 2012, 16:28, Reply)
Someone's created two partitions on your hard drive then.

(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Fri 22 Jun 2012, 16:30, Reply)
Most laptops come with a D partition these days for recovery and that shit. He's running vista so its likely
I haven't had a cd drive as drive d for about 10 years.
(I helped save b3ta! Peej, Fri 22 Jun 2012, 16:31, Reply)
It's unlikely his ancient laptop has two physical drives.

(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Fri 22 Jun 2012, 16:32, Reply)
It's probably four years old.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 22 Jun 2012, 16:34, Reply)
yeah my PC has that
half the harddrive is used as back-up, he can probably change that and double his storage
(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Fri 22 Jun 2012, 16:32, Reply)

this shit finances
(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 22 Jun 2012, 16:25, Reply)
Yes.
Yes you are. Get Kroney on the case next time he is round.

He should be able to swap shit round so you can use the d: drive for data
(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 22 Jun 2012, 16:25, Reply)
The only times when he's round I am out of my tiny mind
and not in a position to deal with that kind of thing.
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 22 Jun 2012, 16:28, Reply)
Swipe was whinging at me about hers after pizzabash.
Maybe I'll do a sort of door-to-door Flying Doctors style ambulance service one Saturday.
(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Fri 22 Jun 2012, 16:29, Reply)
I'll buy you some snails or whatever it is you people like.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 22 Jun 2012, 16:32, Reply)
Yeah, I'll do that.
We'll go for beers afterwards or something.
(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Fri 22 Jun 2012, 16:38, Reply)
Splendid.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 22 Jun 2012, 16:41, Reply)

buyfind in the park
(I helped save b3ta! The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Fri 22 Jun 2012, 16:39, Reply)
You could do this bit FIRST
then get out of your head
(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 22 Jun 2012, 16:29, Reply)
Yeah that'll happen.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 22 Jun 2012, 16:37, Reply)

1:invite him over
2: keep him there over night
3: 5am floor rape him
4: ????????
5: profit
(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 22 Jun 2012, 16:29, Reply)
what if it's a water dragon?

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Fri 22 Jun 2012, 16:00, Reply)

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