We should burn out his eyes with molten metal as a punishment
semms pretty reasonable to me
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 22 Jun 2012, 15:54, 1 reply, 13 years ago)

Fire can't harm a dragon

(PsychoChomp, Fri 22 Jun 2012, 15:57, Reply)

Sorry i don't speak nerd

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 22 Jun 2012, 15:59, Reply)

Game of Thrones,
the MOST IMPORTANT telly show for ages.
(PsychoChomp, Fri 22 Jun 2012, 16:00, Reply)

i saw something about whales last night but I had only recorded 9 minutes of it
so i watched the woman in Black instead, which was scarey
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 22 Jun 2012, 16:02, Reply)

I went to a pub with friends.
It wasn't "scarey"
(PsychoChomp, Fri 22 Jun 2012, 16:04, Reply)

Most important as in
'it is most important that I am out when that's on'

That said Wilko Johnson is in it, I think. That's well fucking weird.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 22 Jun 2012, 16:04, Reply)

I've said it before and I'll say it again,
you would really enjoy it.
(PsychoChomp, Fri 22 Jun 2012, 16:05, Reply)

What channel is it on?

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 22 Jun 2012, 16:07, Reply)

Sky atlantic.
Or "stolen from the internet" more likely.
(PsychoChomp, Fri 22 Jun 2012, 16:08, Reply)

Not on my shit-arse computer it's not.
I have frightful trouble with anything. My C drive is so full I have to run C Cleaner all the fucking time, and there doesn't appear to be anything I can delete to make space.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 22 Jun 2012, 16:10, Reply)

Do you have a laptop or a PC?

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 22 Jun 2012, 16:11, Reply)

It is a laptop.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 22 Jun 2012, 16:13, Reply)

delete your 'C:\Windows\System' folder, reboot
problem solved
(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Fri 22 Jun 2012, 16:18, Reply)

Do not do this.

(PsychoChomp, Fri 22 Jun 2012, 16:19, Reply)

I'll delete your ability to have children in a fucking minute.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 22 Jun 2012, 16:20, Reply)

lol
first click today
(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Fri 22 Jun 2012, 16:21, Reply)

actually i think thats a lie, i liked one of b3th's posts to make her like me

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Fri 22 Jun 2012, 16:21, Reply)

I'm sure it worked

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 22 Jun 2012, 16:22, Reply)

woop!

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Fri 22 Jun 2012, 16:24, Reply)

Arse
You could have added a new drive on a PC

What size is the disk?
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 22 Jun 2012, 16:22, Reply)

9" soft, 12 'unfurled'.


Real answer: not a fucking clue
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 22 Jun 2012, 16:23, Reply)

An external harddrive is your friend and they are dirt cheap these days

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 22 Jun 2012, 16:24, Reply)

I have one full of music,
the problem isn't data storage, it's program files, I think.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 22 Jun 2012, 16:26, Reply)

There will be loads of shite on it you can get rid of, I'm sure

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 22 Jun 2012, 16:27, Reply)

That sounds worng to me, how many programs does one cranky old luddite need?

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 22 Jun 2012, 16:28, Reply)

My laptop is v old.
It's probably updates and shit but I don't know what I can and can't delete.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 22 Jun 2012, 16:29, Reply)

double click 'My Computer'
click on 'C:\'

to the left it will show storage, 110gb used 2mb unused etc
(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Fri 22 Jun 2012, 16:25, Reply)

I have a D Drive with shit all-on it I think. I moved my pictures etc to there.
I really am hopeless at this shit.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 22 Jun 2012, 16:24, Reply)

You fucking sound like it.
D drive is your CD drive you useless berk.
( Kroney, Fri 22 Jun 2012, 16:25, Reply)

hahaha
tell me this, i sometimes have an E drive sometimes not, where doe it go?
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 22 Jun 2012, 16:26, Reply)

USB stick

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 22 Jun 2012, 16:27, Reply)

You'll find it's oddly synchronised with whenever you put a pen drive in.

( Kroney, Fri 22 Jun 2012, 16:27, Reply)

I DID THINK THAT WAS WIERD

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 22 Jun 2012, 16:28, Reply)

Plug in usb stick or your phone or whatever.

(PsychoChomp, Fri 22 Jun 2012, 16:27, Reply)

No it isn't

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 22 Jun 2012, 16:28, Reply)

Someone's created two partitions on your hard drive then.

( Kroney, Fri 22 Jun 2012, 16:30, Reply)

Most laptops come with a D partition these days for recovery and that shit. He's running vista so its likely
I haven't had a cd drive as drive d for about 10 years.
( Peej, Fri 22 Jun 2012, 16:31, Reply)

It's unlikely his ancient laptop has two physical drives.

( Kroney, Fri 22 Jun 2012, 16:32, Reply)

It's probably four years old.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 22 Jun 2012, 16:34, Reply)

yeah my PC has that
half the harddrive is used as back-up, he can probably change that and double his storage
(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Fri 22 Jun 2012, 16:32, Reply)

this shit finances
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 22 Jun 2012, 16:25, Reply)

Yes.
Yes you are. Get Kroney on the case next time he is round.

He should be able to swap shit round so you can use the d: drive for data
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 22 Jun 2012, 16:25, Reply)

The only times when he's round I am out of my tiny mind
and not in a position to deal with that kind of thing.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 22 Jun 2012, 16:28, Reply)

Swipe was whinging at me about hers after pizzabash.
Maybe I'll do a sort of door-to-door Flying Doctors style ambulance service one Saturday.
( Kroney, Fri 22 Jun 2012, 16:29, Reply)

I'll buy you some snails or whatever it is you people like.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 22 Jun 2012, 16:32, Reply)

Yeah, I'll do that.
We'll go for beers afterwards or something.
( Kroney, Fri 22 Jun 2012, 16:38, Reply)

Splendid.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 22 Jun 2012, 16:41, Reply)

buyfind in the park
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Fri 22 Jun 2012, 16:39, Reply)

You could do this bit FIRST
then get out of your head
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 22 Jun 2012, 16:29, Reply)

Yeah that'll happen.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 22 Jun 2012, 16:37, Reply)

1:invite him over
2: keep him there over night
3: 5am floor rape him
4: ????????
5: profit
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 22 Jun 2012, 16:29, Reply)

what if it's a water dragon?

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Fri 22 Jun 2012, 16:00, Reply)