There really isn't
There are bars all around so you can drink yourself into oblivion if need be.

Edit - of course you loose. You have to put up with me getting excited about cricket all day.
( The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Sun 24 Jun 2012, 22:17, 2 replies, latest was 13 years ago)

You make me sound like a wino.

( girlinthehole, Sun 24 Jun 2012, 22:19, Reply)

You'll not fit in otherwise
£50 on you doing a streak.
( The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Sun 24 Jun 2012, 22:21, Reply)

Hahaha!

( girlinthehole, Sun 24 Jun 2012, 22:24, Reply)

Last one I saw streaking
Was a baked-bean coloured chav and she didn't even get her bra off.

As my mate pointed out - it was like getting 50 yards from the moon then turning back.
( The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Sun 24 Jun 2012, 22:31, Reply)

Considering I'm about as confidant of my naked body as the hunchback of Notre Dame, I don't think I'll be doing any streaking.
I may wear shorts but only if the temperature gets above the core of the Sun.
( girlinthehole, Sun 24 Jun 2012, 22:35, Reply)

I'm going down to the left corner

( The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Sun 24 Jun 2012, 22:38, Reply)

You should take Darth.
Not only would he love it, but he might even give you a happy ending at the end of play.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Sun 24 Jun 2012, 22:21, Reply)

Pwhoar!

( girlinthehole, Sun 24 Jun 2012, 22:24, Reply)