How is Sunday going for you lot?
At what time does despair at an incoming Monday manifest?
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sun 24 Jun 2012, 13:43, 223 replies, latest was 13 years ago)

At the top
IN YOUR FACE !!
( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Sun 24 Jun 2012, 13:45, Reply)

also not being eleven I'm able to cope with different days of the week without recourse to CBT

( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Sun 24 Jun 2012, 13:46, Reply)

What's it like, being perfect?

( girlinthehole, Sun 24 Jun 2012, 13:50, Reply)

he just has no emotions
and lives his life like a anaesthetised automaton, finding his only release from his internal struggles on a board of people he claims to hate be fears to love.
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sun 24 Jun 2012, 13:52, Reply)

Where is he? I want to give him a hug.

( girlinthehole, Sun 24 Jun 2012, 14:02, Reply)

It gets too windy sometimes in my tower

( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Sun 24 Jun 2012, 14:02, Reply)

I've been looking for some new earphones for like 3 weeks now.
I did order some but they couldn't fill out my order but didn't tell me 'till 2 weeks later. So today I went trapsing through the shops and ended up finding some misslabbled ones so I got £80 pare for £30, which are the one model up from what I ordered anyway. They're pretty good, the sounds great.

I almost bought a new ipad too, but I was a good boy and am waiting 'till I get paid on friday as I said I was gonna do that 3 weeks ago when I almost bought one, and did the same thing two weeks ago, and the same thing yesterday. BUT NO, I SHALL WAIT. And on saturday, after work, I'll go buy one !
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Sun 24 Jun 2012, 13:58, Reply)

Today I bought a large dehumidifier!
Yay me!
( girlinthehole, Sun 24 Jun 2012, 14:00, Reply)

I've been food shopping,
I'm quite looking forward to work Monday, the Italy game tonight however is a cause of concern.
( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Sun 24 Jun 2012, 14:18, Reply)

Whats one of those? When I was a kid I had a thing I put on the radiator that I filled with water, I can't remember the point of it.

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Sun 24 Jun 2012, 14:48, Reply)

It takes the moisture out of the air.
Very useful for damp rooms. Or cellars, in my case.
( girlinthehole, Sun 24 Jun 2012, 14:54, Reply)

Your using it for the celler?
If the humidity is a problem I will have to give you some advice on tanking.
( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Sun 24 Jun 2012, 15:03, Reply)

We had a flood which seeped into the cellar.

( girlinthehole, Sun 24 Jun 2012, 15:08, Reply)

Then humidity isn't normally the problem.
Try UV lamps and probs an anti-fungal coating.
( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Sun 24 Jun 2012, 15:14, Reply)

The euphanisum is strong in this thread.

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Sun 24 Jun 2012, 15:03, Reply)

Wetroomlolz

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Sun 24 Jun 2012, 15:05, Reply)

eh it's okay
Meant to be getting my car serviced but the dad doesn't seem to be moving
I typically have off on Monday, I have off till Wednesday :(
( Lisette von Falcon, Sun 24 Jun 2012, 15:16, Reply)

So your having it off on monday?

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Sun 24 Jun 2012, 15:18, Reply)

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( Lisette von Falcon, Sun 24 Jun 2012, 15:21, Reply)

Mondays are alright in my book.
Then again I haven't had a job I hated for years, so the prospect of having to drag my arse out of bed on a Monday morning doesn't really grind me down, unless I've had a shit night's sleep.
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Sun 24 Jun 2012, 15:19, Reply)

Sundays not going too badly
I came home at pub chucking out rather than going back to Stunned's and hence I am not cripplingly hung over. I have done laundry AND a hell of a lot of washing up, and am about to go to the shops. Go me!
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Sun 24 Jun 2012, 15:28, Reply)

what exactly is "washing up"?

( Lisette von Falcon, Sun 24 Jun 2012, 15:56, Reply)

Doing the dishes.

( girlinthehole, Sun 24 Jun 2012, 16:05, Reply)

Just so.

( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Sun 24 Jun 2012, 16:31, Reply)

I hate the weekends so Monday holds no fear for me.

( girlinthehole, Sun 24 Jun 2012, 15:36, Reply)

Afternoon dickheads.

( WormuIus, Sun 24 Jun 2012, 15:52, Reply)

Sunday is pretty good thanks. Plenty of sleep, no hangover from yesterday and later I will be cooking rib of veal in a masala wine sauce.
As I really enjoy my job I don't despair about Mondays, although I do have to go to Burton on Trent tomorrow.
( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Sun 24 Jun 2012, 16:48, Reply)

At least you don't have to go to Stoke.

( The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Sun 24 Jun 2012, 17:05, Reply)

Or Hull. Or Barrow.

( The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Sun 24 Jun 2012, 17:28, Reply)

Or slough or Basingstoke or worst of all anywhere in Wiltshire.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Sun 24 Jun 2012, 18:03, Reply)

Oh Noes, anywhere that isn't London is shit !
Except most of London is dogshit rough
( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Sun 24 Jun 2012, 18:10, Reply)

I can't wait to move out of London. No way I want to bring my daughter up in a city. Crime, dirt, crap schools etc.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Sun 24 Jun 2012, 18:32, Reply)

for the next 6 hours I will be italian
FUCK YOU ENGLAND
(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Sun 24 Jun 2012, 17:05, Reply)

Does that mean you'll change side's halfway through the match?

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Sun 24 Jun 2012, 19:13, Reply)

Just clocked myself off for another day
No such thing as Monday-Friday for me now - especially not over the next couple of weeks, so it's all a permanent manifestation of despair.
( The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Sun 24 Jun 2012, 17:27, Reply)

I have just created the most glorous sandwich ON THE PLANET.
I think the pics are uploading to facebook now.
( G/PP &#128169;&#128169;&#128169;&#128169;&#128169;&#128, Sun 24 Jun 2012, 17:50, Reply)

www.facebook.com/P4ulypops/posts/10151850954725627?notif_t=like
( G/PP &#128169;&#128169;&#128169;&#128169;&#128169;&#128, Sun 24 Jun 2012, 17:53, Reply)

Soz Gonz, but any of your creations that I can remember struggle on a 1/10 for presentation at best.

( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Sun 24 Jun 2012, 18:08, Reply)

seconded right here.

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Sun 24 Jun 2012, 18:28, Reply)

I'm stuffing peppers
and this is not a euphemism
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sun 24 Jun 2012, 17:59, Reply)

YES ! Get in there with the badgurl home cooking, how you doing it?

( G/PP &#128169;&#128169;&#128169;&#128169;&#128169;&#128, Sun 24 Jun 2012, 18:07, Reply)

by following the instruction on Tesco site, only the tesco site went down part way through
there's rice in it and tomato and green beans and cayenne pepper.
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sun 24 Jun 2012, 18:17, Reply)

Gonz I have a technical question but it's a really stupid one
The guys who set up my website have gone bust.

I need a change and they will do it but I suspect I'll not get much support any more. Of greater concern is what will happen to any queries that are directed via my contact page.

You have to remember that I regard IT as a dark art. If you're going to explain, pretend you're doing so to a 5 year old.
( The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Sun 24 Jun 2012, 18:08, Reply)

5 year olds understand computer these days, though, they are programmed at birth
perhaps "...pretend you are doing so to a 55 year old" would be more apt
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sun 24 Jun 2012, 18:18, Reply)

Well I'm 44
And as I've mentioned on here before, us "A-Stream" kids at school were discouraged from taking a computer studies course at O level because it was regarded (in 1983) as about as useful as domestic science.
( The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Sun 24 Jun 2012, 18:22, Reply)

Ok....
A website comprises of three main things.

A) the domain name. This is the words www . mysite . com and the James@ mysite .com. Think of this as a PO Box address.... no spaces.
B) the hosting. This is the phsyical computer that the domain names points too.... think of this as a house.
C) the 'website', this is the code and configerations and assets.... this is the stuff that lives in the house.

You've just been made evicted, told to pack up your shit and leave. Your contract/deal will say if you own the PO Box so you can point it to your new house, and it'll say if you own the furniture inside the house. You more than likely do.

So what you need to do, is move house.... find some new hosting. If you can get "FTP Access", then you can get all the stuff out of the house and move it to the new place, that should be easy if the company is cooprative. They might even have a contingancy plan to do this for you (perhaps at a cost, or as a jesture of good will).

It's the same with the domain name (PO Box), you need to see who 'owns' it, and make it point to your new house (hosting). If you move your stuff in first, then it would be basicly seemless, although complicated sites with databases and stuff might the job harder (which I doubt you have). You'll have to re-set up your email addresses with your new hosting, but that shouldn't be a problem for anyone who knows what they're doing.

The whole thing can take about two hour's work split over two days, but only if the old landlord (the company who does your site currently) is co-oprative.
( G/PP &#128169;&#128169;&#128169;&#128169;&#128169;&#128, Sun 24 Jun 2012, 18:28, Reply)

That is absolutely superb and I feel a whole better, thanks
Right - my former landlords have got better paid employment elsewhere. They are co-operative, they're sorry to have let me down but they've gone for the bigger money.

Effectively, then, I can find another company who would take the whole thing on as a transfer? I'm sure that the old lot will be happy to pass it to a new host and one of my clients has an extremely good site. If there's a cost I'd meet it.
( The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Sun 24 Jun 2012, 18:41, Reply)

Exactly !
Now, one of the things is, there is no need to be excravigant with the hosting unless you're hitting at least a few hundred people an hour, and even then, you'd only need to start on the ladder. Someone like www.ukreg.com / www.fasthosts.com / 123reg.com would be more than good enough... the words you want to look for are "single site hosting" or the very base ones. They should be able to set it up, it would take them 1/4 of the time it would take me 'cus they know their way around the neighbourhood (so to speak).

In fact, tell me the following that you possibly know, and I'll find you a good hosting deal.
- How much traffic you get; how many people view the site every month.
- If you have a 'dynamic' site... can you update it yourself without going into any code or having to 'ftp' ?
- How many email addresses you use that go to different places (eg, "[email protected]" and "[email protected]" going to the same place = 1 address, for the perpouses of setting it up).
( G/PP &#128169;&#128169;&#128169;&#128169;&#128169;&#128, Sun 24 Jun 2012, 18:58, Reply)

Now you're bordering on technical
-Traffic - no idea at all - that's not really how my business works so I've never worried/wondered about it. Maybe I ought to.

-No I can't update my site myself.

-One email address. I could consider more but this is getting into areas that I don't understand.
( The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Sun 24 Jun 2012, 19:07, Reply)

You could always look this stuff up on the internet
it's all there and more
( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Sun 24 Jun 2012, 19:09, Reply)

I could
But it wouldn't be clearly explained to me. There'd be an assumption that I knew stuff.

Gonz is making it very clear.
( The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Sun 24 Jun 2012, 19:12, Reply)

Shush, I'm trolling. This whole thing is gonna cost him millions.

( G/PP &#128169;&#128169;&#128169;&#128169;&#128169;&#128, Sun 24 Jun 2012, 19:18, Reply)

Cool
Traffic is actually very key to knowing how well your buisness is doing, think of it as not knowing how many people walk into your shop. Whoever you get to do it, get them to install "Google Analytics", it'll take them less than an hour. It'll tell you a lot more than you need to know, and it'll be information overload, but its well sign posted. It'll also help point you in the right direction if you wish to expand with advertisment.

Cool, I'm gonna go on a limb here and say your site is 'static'... does the links end in ".html" / ".htm" ? The move will be easy. You do need that FTP access though, or even better "A zip file containing everything to do with the site; including PSDs if available", they'll know what I'm talking about, PSDs are photoshop files. A zip file is something that contains many other files, like a folder.

Cool, no wories, what I always do is point everything to one place, so [email protected], [email protected], [email protected]..... the bit before the @ being irrelivent; it'll still get to me. How do you view your emails? Do you use something like Outlook, Thunderbird, Google Mail, Windows Live (etc) ?
( G/PP &#128169;&#128169;&#128169;&#128169;&#128169;&#128, Sun 24 Jun 2012, 19:17, Reply)

I'm lost now
Be gazzed.
( The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Sun 24 Jun 2012, 19:19, Reply)

Cool =)

( G/PP &#128169;&#128169;&#128169;&#128169;&#128169;&#128, Sun 24 Jun 2012, 19:20, Reply)

I honestly don't know
This is my website:-

www.sheridanlandlordservices.co.uk/

I don't know how it works - I get my business primarily by knocking on doors and selling me and my product. I'm a very good salesman (we've talked about this before) - I have no idea whatsoever about the on-line presence of this.
( The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Sun 24 Jun 2012, 19:26, Reply)

Hmm.
I meant to Gaz that.

Oh well, it'll test the contact page.
( The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Sun 24 Jun 2012, 19:27, Reply)

See gaz =)

( G/PP &#128169;&#128169;&#128169;&#128169;&#128169;&#128, Sun 24 Jun 2012, 19:52, Reply)

wormulus, are you the fake namer?

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Sun 24 Jun 2012, 18:30, Reply)

Can't be, he hasn't mentioned autism yet.

( The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Sun 24 Jun 2012, 20:22, Reply)

I am watching the match
despair should start soon.
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Sun 24 Jun 2012, 19:38, Reply)

Evening
How's things with you?
(Bazongaloid, Sun 24 Jun 2012, 20:07, Reply)

Not bad thanks
how about you? Watching the football?
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Sun 24 Jun 2012, 20:32, Reply)

Yeah, I'm watching Dexter on my laptop with the footy on in the background.

(Bazongaloid, Sun 24 Jun 2012, 20:33, Reply)

Never seen Dexter, is it good?
I'm debating watching some more Revenge.
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Sun 24 Jun 2012, 20:37, Reply)

It's almost as good as Breaking Bad.
At least it is so far. I'm halfway through Season 2.
(Bazongaloid, Sun 24 Jun 2012, 20:39, Reply)

Oh man new Breaking Bad so soon
embarrassingly I never got round to the last few episodes of season 4.
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Sun 24 Jun 2012, 20:40, Reply)

OH MY GOD! It was like the best bit of TV I've ever seen in my life
I practically had a Televisorgasm at work when I saw it.
(Bazongaloid, Sun 24 Jun 2012, 20:42, Reply)

I must get round to it
I keep getting hold of really good shows, recommending them to people who love them, then forgetting to finish watching it myself. Still got last three episodes of Justified to watch as well.
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Sun 24 Jun 2012, 20:44, Reply)

I've also been watching New Girl.
It is kooky. But quite funny in parts. The kooky angle actually distracts from some quite funny stuff.
(Bazongaloid, Sun 24 Jun 2012, 20:47, Reply)

Revenge is pretty good, quite gripping
and Justified is excellent. New Girl is on C4 isn't it?
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Sun 24 Jun 2012, 20:52, Reply)

I've only just bought the first season of Walking dead to watch.

( girlinthehole, Sun 24 Jun 2012, 20:56, Reply)

It doesn't end very well
but Season 2 is pretty good. And Season 3 looks potentially AWESOME!
(Bazongaloid, Sun 24 Jun 2012, 21:06, Reply)

Going to disagree with this ^
Sorry Al but what I saw of the Walking Dead was pretty shit.
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Sun 24 Jun 2012, 21:14, Reply)

Yeah, well what I saw of your face was pretty shit too.

(Bazongaloid, Sun 24 Jun 2012, 21:17, Reply)

:( :(
too many cakes will do that. In an apocalyptic zombie world there will be no cake.
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Sun 24 Jun 2012, 21:23, Reply)

Good evening to one and all.

(Glucose-Maximus All over the world., Sun 24 Jun 2012, 20:00, Reply)

Are you overjoyed at plans to cut benefits to under 25's?

(Bazongaloid, Sun 24 Jun 2012, 20:07, Reply)

Best thing.
They'd only spend it on Spangles and Panini.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Sun 24 Jun 2012, 20:13, Reply)

I bought a ciabbatta yesterday
Made ham and cheese toasties for me and the wife.
(Bazongaloid, Sun 24 Jun 2012, 20:15, Reply)

I meant Panini stickers
but ciabatta is one of the best breads of all for sandwiches, yes.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Sun 24 Jun 2012, 20:18, Reply)

I wondered why I kept getting stickers of footballers stuck to me gob
When I just wanted a butty.
( The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Sun 24 Jun 2012, 20:20, Reply)

I'm guessing the stickers were stuck to the window you were licking.

( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Sun 24 Jun 2012, 20:25, Reply)

They tasted nice - who amongst you can deny me that?

( The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Sun 24 Jun 2012, 20:34, Reply)

I for one am pleased.
The feckless cunts.


May once have been an under 25 feckless cunt
( girlinthehole, Sun 24 Jun 2012, 20:22, Reply)

I'm now a 38 year old feckless cunt.

( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Sun 24 Jun 2012, 20:26, Reply)

Hmmph
a mere stripling.
(Phudbree oh man, the Doric Yorick, Sun 24 Jun 2012, 20:27, Reply)

I went bowling with granddaughter No. 2 and her schoolfriends this afternoon.
She introduced me as her grandma. They looked well confused.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Sun 24 Jun 2012, 20:29, Reply)

You
should be glad she didn't introduce you as a GWWLTBF.
(Phudbree oh man, the Doric Yorick, Sun 24 Jun 2012, 20:35, Reply)

I say!

( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Sun 24 Jun 2012, 20:39, Reply)

Not
Aff!!
(Phudbree oh man, the Doric Yorick, Sun 24 Jun 2012, 20:44, Reply)

I like how he claims to be working-class,
yet instead of getting himself a job after leaving school, he's choosing to sponge off his parents for at least another decade.
( The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Sun 24 Jun 2012, 20:30, Reply)

Are we talking about torybot?

( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Sun 24 Jun 2012, 20:30, Reply)

Aye.

( The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Sun 24 Jun 2012, 20:31, Reply)

I also like how he posts and then fucks off.

(Bazongaloid, Sun 24 Jun 2012, 20:33, Reply)

Perhaps it was his bedtime.

( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Sun 24 Jun 2012, 20:34, Reply)

Cherish all this
Because he'll delete the whole lot shortly.
( The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Sun 24 Jun 2012, 20:37, Reply)

There's fuck all on the TV which means I am watching the football as a last resort.
I hope we lose, just for the lols.
( girlinthehole, Sun 24 Jun 2012, 20:24, Reply)

I suspect some weird hypnosis
it's pretty gripping
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Sun 24 Jun 2012, 20:34, Reply)

It's a surprisingly good performance from England.
The defence is still a bit shaky, but the keeper has been excellent.
(Bazongaloid, Sun 24 Jun 2012, 20:36, Reply)

Living with my dad
so I've seen all the big matches recently. It's more interesting after a few.
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Sun 24 Jun 2012, 20:38, Reply)

So
is Parkinson's .
(Phudbree oh man, the Doric Yorick, Sun 24 Jun 2012, 20:36, Reply)

I don't think people with Parkinsons can grip very well.

(Bazongaloid, Sun 24 Jun 2012, 20:38, Reply)

They
can't let go, usually. Shaky, but solid grip.
(Phudbree oh man, the Doric Yorick, Sun 24 Jun 2012, 20:40, Reply)

Why
aren't you in the basement clearing up turds and dead firemen?
(Phudbree oh man, the Doric Yorick, Sun 24 Jun 2012, 20:38, Reply)

Did her basement sex dungeon get flooded?

(Bazongaloid, Sun 24 Jun 2012, 20:39, Reply)

You
need to watch the news, sir.

Todmorden flooded as was Hepden Somethingorother, just along the road.

Real life drama.
(Phudbree oh man, the Doric Yorick, Sun 24 Jun 2012, 20:42, Reply)

I know it was, but BGB lives on a hill so I wouldn't have thought she'd have got flooded.

(Bazongaloid, Sun 24 Jun 2012, 20:44, Reply)

On a hill???
I'm in the valley but the house is built up higher than the street. Only my cellar was ever so slightly affected.
( girlinthehole, Sun 24 Jun 2012, 20:48, Reply)

It's on a hill, I left my car in gear so it didn't roll down the hill.
The houses behind yours are higher than yours and the field in front of yours is lower than your house. That to me means you are on a hill.
(Bazongaloid, Sun 24 Jun 2012, 20:50, Reply)

I take your point.

( girlinthehole, Sun 24 Jun 2012, 20:51, Reply)

Yeah you do, all the way in. You love it.

(Bazongaloid, Sun 24 Jun 2012, 20:53, Reply)

Lol

( girlinthehole, Sun 24 Jun 2012, 20:54, Reply)

Yeah, most women laugh at it :(

(Bazongaloid, Sun 24 Jun 2012, 20:55, Reply)

Well it might not be very long but it works ; )

( girlinthehole, Sun 24 Jun 2012, 20:57, Reply)

sssh

( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Sun 24 Jun 2012, 20:58, Reply)

for a given value of works

( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Sun 24 Jun 2012, 20:58, Reply)

Ah
hills and valleys.

Very comforting.
(Phudbree oh man, the Doric Yorick, Sun 24 Jun 2012, 20:51, Reply)

It's
the end days, Al. Some geezer up the road was building a boat and there have been pairs of animals outside her door all day.

Other than that, if you look up there ^^^^^^, you'll see she bought a dehumidifier.
(Phudbree oh man, the Doric Yorick, Sun 24 Jun 2012, 20:49, Reply)

I don't read thread I'm not involved in
My time is more precious than that.
(Bazongaloid, Sun 24 Jun 2012, 20:51, Reply)

Hebden Bridge.

( The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Sun 24 Jun 2012, 20:46, Reply)

Hebden Bridge and Mythomroyd.
There were actually kids outside waiting to be splashed by the passing cars. I wondered about telling them about the sewage but then thought, fuck it.
( girlinthehole, Sun 24 Jun 2012, 20:46, Reply)

Did your sex dungeon get flooded then?

(Bazongaloid, Sun 24 Jun 2012, 20:47, Reply)

A little.
My shackles have a rust proof coating on them thankfully. Cost a little more but worth it I think.
( girlinthehole, Sun 24 Jun 2012, 20:48, Reply)

Good forward thinking.

(Bazongaloid, Sun 24 Jun 2012, 20:49, Reply)

It pays to be prepared.

( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Sun 24 Jun 2012, 20:50, Reply)

I was a girl guide for a couple of months.

( girlinthehole, Sun 24 Jun 2012, 20:52, Reply)

You
mean Boy Scouts were involved?

I' m disgusted.
(Phudbree oh man, the Doric Yorick, Sun 24 Jun 2012, 20:53, Reply)

Fucksocks

(Phudbree oh man, the Doric Yorick, Sun 24 Jun 2012, 20:54, Reply)

For a while there they were thinking of changing the Boy Scout oath
to 'Yes, Mistress Blousie'
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Sun 24 Jun 2012, 20:55, Reply)

The
Second line was.

"We love your hills and indeed your valleys."

Third line was.

"We promise not to play wit our woggles."
(Phudbree oh man, the Doric Yorick, Sun 24 Jun 2012, 20:58, Reply)

You'll have to stop with the sex mad blousie now.
The meds have made me about as sexually aroused as Mary Whitehouse with a headache.
( girlinthehole, Sun 24 Jun 2012, 21:00, Reply)

yeah, they can have that effect.
I can cover for you, if you like.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Sun 24 Jun 2012, 21:02, Reply)

Be my guest.

( girlinthehole, Sun 24 Jun 2012, 21:04, Reply)

"Dib Dib Dib,"

"We'll Dob Dob Dob"

"Akela we'll do our best."

FFS, how do I remember that?
(Phudbree oh man, the Doric Yorick, Sun 24 Jun 2012, 21:15, Reply)

I promise that I will do my best
to do my duty to god
to serve the queen
and to help other people
and to keep the brownie guide law
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sun 24 Jun 2012, 21:22, Reply)

A brownie guide thinks of others before herself
and does a good turn every day.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Sun 24 Jun 2012, 21:24, Reply)

we're the ever helpful imps
quick and quiet as any shrimps
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sun 24 Jun 2012, 21:25, Reply)

I was a Pixie
then an Elf, then a Pixie again.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Sun 24 Jun 2012, 21:25, Reply)

I only got my hostess badge.

( girlinthehole, Sun 24 Jun 2012, 21:26, Reply)

I think I had nine or ten badges when I was a brownie.
Only got one as a guide, thoyugh.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Sun 24 Jun 2012, 21:27, Reply)

Mind you it made me the awesome hostess I am today.
You ask Al.
( girlinthehole, Sun 24 Jun 2012, 21:28, Reply)

The
"blowie badge?"
(Phudbree oh man, the Doric Yorick, Sun 24 Jun 2012, 21:30, Reply)

Are you kidding????
More like the 'social leper' badge.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Sun 24 Jun 2012, 21:32, Reply)

2 as a brownie
about a billion as a guide, mostly in crafts. Except the one in public speaking
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sun 24 Jun 2012, 21:31, Reply)

Did they pay for the plane ticket?

( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Sun 24 Jun 2012, 21:28, Reply)

I got my trolley dolly badge as well

( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Sun 24 Jun 2012, 21:29, Reply)

But clearly not the sand bath one

( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Sun 24 Jun 2012, 21:35, Reply)

Ha
That won't be mentioned again.

Honestly.

No, I promise.
(Phudbree oh man, the Doric Yorick, Sun 24 Jun 2012, 21:27, Reply)

Those
were the days, Cavy.

No standards these days.

I'll wager the hoodies at the end of the road don't know how to make a fire by rubbing two girl guides together.
(Phudbree oh man, the Doric Yorick, Sun 24 Jun 2012, 21:25, Reply)

*checks for new thread*
Okay, where's everybody gone?
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Sun 24 Jun 2012, 21:12, Reply)

I've been internet shopping.

( girlinthehole, Sun 24 Jun 2012, 21:14, Reply)

Fitba'
ken?
(Phudbree oh man, the Doric Yorick, Sun 24 Jun 2012, 21:16, Reply)

I'm going to have to stop supporting England. It's terrifying.
i really don't know how they do it.
At least we *know* our team is shite.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Sun 24 Jun 2012, 21:17, Reply)

I
find it comforting that I have absolutely no emotional attachment whatsoever. I can even appreciate the game. Sometimes.
(Phudbree oh man, the Doric Yorick, Sun 24 Jun 2012, 21:21, Reply)

The thing that puts me off football, apart from the fact it's a sport, is that the idiots get paid so much.

( girlinthehole, Sun 24 Jun 2012, 21:24, Reply)

Next year I'll get you to Headingley for a ODI
You can get pissed, involved and loving it.
( The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Sun 24 Jun 2012, 21:35, Reply)

Rugby is a different ballgame altogether : )

( girlinthehole, Sun 24 Jun 2012, 21:36, Reply)

No - the real Headingley
Cricket.
( The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Sun 24 Jun 2012, 21:41, Reply)

OMG! I'd rather dig out my eyes with a rusty spoon than watch cricket.

( girlinthehole, Sun 24 Jun 2012, 21:42, Reply)

Is this a challenge?
A good ODI will turn your head and you can get ratarsed whilst watching.
( The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Sun 24 Jun 2012, 21:44, Reply)

Just because booze is involved doesn't mean I will have fun.

( girlinthehole, Sun 24 Jun 2012, 21:46, Reply)

We ain't doing it this year
But here's a little promise - next year, come to a ODI at Headingley with me - I think it's New Zealand and India next year.

I'll buy your piece. I defy you not to have fun.
( The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Sun 24 Jun 2012, 21:51, Reply)

My peice of what?
The funny thing is that I know what ODI means. LOL
( girlinthehole, Sun 24 Jun 2012, 21:52, Reply)

Your ticket

( The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Sun 24 Jun 2012, 21:53, Reply)

Go on then.
I even went on a fishing trip once with an ex. Bored out of my brain and I got sunburned. It can't be any worse than that.
( girlinthehole, Sun 24 Jun 2012, 21:54, Reply)

It's a date!
West Stand - I'll try to get somewhere between C and H.

I might get a bit obsessive but there'll be snakes, blow up toys, rampant shouting, calling the stewards cunts and all sorts of stuff.

On the field there'll be some action too.
( The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Sun 24 Jun 2012, 22:01, Reply)

Sounds just like a B3ta bash.

( girlinthehole, Sun 24 Jun 2012, 22:03, Reply)

I'm not holding you to this
But watching cricket is a huge laugh. It's a big crowd thing, far more than football.

When we get closer to the time, and if we're both still on here I'll remind you. You'll have a blast - I promise you.
( The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Sun 24 Jun 2012, 22:08, Reply)

I'ma witness!

( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Sun 24 Jun 2012, 22:09, Reply)

I'm up for it.
She who dares, wins, and all that : )
( girlinthehole, Sun 24 Jun 2012, 22:10, Reply)

There's no way you can lose

( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Sun 24 Jun 2012, 22:11, Reply)

There really isn't
There are bars all around so you can drink yourself into oblivion if need be.

Edit - of course you loose. You have to put up with me getting excited about cricket all day.
( The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Sun 24 Jun 2012, 22:17, Reply)

You make me sound like a wino.

( girlinthehole, Sun 24 Jun 2012, 22:19, Reply)

You'll not fit in otherwise
£50 on you doing a streak.
( The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Sun 24 Jun 2012, 22:21, Reply)

Hahaha!

( girlinthehole, Sun 24 Jun 2012, 22:24, Reply)

Last one I saw streaking
Was a baked-bean coloured chav and she didn't even get her bra off.

As my mate pointed out - it was like getting 50 yards from the moon then turning back.
( The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Sun 24 Jun 2012, 22:31, Reply)

Considering I'm about as confidant of my naked body as the hunchback of Notre Dame, I don't think I'll be doing any streaking.
I may wear shorts but only if the temperature gets above the core of the Sun.
( girlinthehole, Sun 24 Jun 2012, 22:35, Reply)

I'm going down to the left corner

( The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Sun 24 Jun 2012, 22:38, Reply)

You should take Darth.
Not only would he love it, but he might even give you a happy ending at the end of play.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Sun 24 Jun 2012, 22:21, Reply)

Pwhoar!

( girlinthehole, Sun 24 Jun 2012, 22:24, Reply)

It is terrifying
but surprisingly fun.
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Sun 24 Jun 2012, 21:24, Reply)

did you buy anything nice?

( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Sun 24 Jun 2012, 21:16, Reply)

A used Barbour waxed jacket off Ebay.
When it's warm and wet, pacamacs make me sweaty.
( girlinthehole, Sun 24 Jun 2012, 21:17, Reply)

Good choice.

(Bazongaloid, Sun 24 Jun 2012, 21:18, Reply)

I know.
Mother always taught me to buy good coats and shoes. Cheap stuff is a false economy.
( girlinthehole, Sun 24 Jun 2012, 21:20, Reply)

Keep
on taking the meds, that'll help.
(Phudbree oh man, the Doric Yorick, Sun 24 Jun 2012, 21:19, Reply)

I don't know
If anyone could account for the last few hours of my life I'd be grateful.
( The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Sun 24 Jun 2012, 21:16, Reply)

Read
The Sun tomorrow.
(Phudbree oh man, the Doric Yorick, Sun 24 Jun 2012, 21:17, Reply)

I was reading
now I am drinking milk
later I will be having a shower
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sun 24 Jun 2012, 21:19, Reply)

Slow down, I can't keep up.

( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Sun 24 Jun 2012, 21:20, Reply)

livin inthe fast lane
no time to wait for you slowys
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sun 24 Jun 2012, 21:20, Reply)

That was a nice corset yesterday, btw.

( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Sun 24 Jun 2012, 21:28, Reply)

ta
I try to find as many opportunities as i can to wear it
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sun 24 Jun 2012, 21:30, Reply)

You should do.
Men love bitches in corsets.
( girlinthehole, Sun 24 Jun 2012, 21:30, Reply)

and that's why that picture is now
on my dating profile :)
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sun 24 Jun 2012, 21:31, Reply)

Hahahaha!

( girlinthehole, Sun 24 Jun 2012, 21:32, Reply)

You don't need an opportunity.
You should wear it as often as possible.

This morning I bought one of those massive ruffley petticoat things. I thoroughly intend to wear it as soon as possible.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Sun 24 Jun 2012, 21:31, Reply)

I don't do girly very well.
I tend to err on the side of hippy chick.
( girlinthehole, Sun 24 Jun 2012, 21:32, Reply)

To be honest, I usually err on the sideof jeans and t shirt
but I have a lot of dresses, and they suit me, so I like to wear them when I can. Not having a work dress code means I can feel a bit scruffy if I don't make some kind of effort.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Sun 24 Jun 2012, 21:42, Reply)

I have summer dresses for the hols.
Working in an engineering factory means wearing stuff I don't mind getting dirty.
( girlinthehole, Sun 24 Jun 2012, 21:43, Reply)

If I know I have a day of housework or stock shifting, then I'm happy to slob about in jeans.
I have too many curves to look good in that style though. i do rock a mean dress.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Sun 24 Jun 2012, 21:46, Reply)

You're pear shaped and I'm apple shaped.
You look good in a dress but I don't.
( girlinthehole, Sun 24 Jun 2012, 21:47, Reply)

I'm not pear shaped
in fact, apart from the disproportionately enormous boobs, I'm a bit of an apple myself. I just carry all my weight on my front.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Sun 24 Jun 2012, 21:50, Reply)

Oh! ok.
It's probably just me not feeling pretty in anything other than a bin bag.
( girlinthehole, Sun 24 Jun 2012, 21:52, Reply)

That's just called 'being a woman'

( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Sun 24 Jun 2012, 21:52, Reply)

I have discovered
that alcohol doesn't do much for my football-watching stress levels.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Sun 24 Jun 2012, 22:13, Reply)

Tis
Penalty time.

And I don't give a flying' fuck.

It's great.
(Phudbree oh man, the Doric Yorick, Sun 24 Jun 2012, 22:14, Reply)

We're a few minutes behind, because we had to pause it.
I expect that's it for England now.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Sun 24 Jun 2012, 22:16, Reply)

Okay, now we're 'live' again.
Here goes...
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Sun 24 Jun 2012, 22:17, Reply)

Soz
All yer time-shifting stuff I'd forgotten about.

I'll keep quiet for a while.
(Phudbree oh man, the Doric Yorick, Sun 24 Jun 2012, 22:18, Reply)

Nah, it's okay.
We're up to date now. Fast forwarded the boring bots.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Sun 24 Jun 2012, 22:20, Reply)

This is just painful

( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Sun 24 Jun 2012, 22:23, Reply)

Feel sick

( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Sun 24 Jun 2012, 22:21, Reply)

You were Irish last week.
Make your mind up.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Sun 24 Jun 2012, 22:22, Reply)

Can't help it, I love both.
( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Sun 24 Jun 2012, 22:23, Reply)

schizo

( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Sun 24 Jun 2012, 22:23, Reply)

Fucks sake

( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Sun 24 Jun 2012, 22:26, Reply)

Is that it then?
No more football for ing--gerr--lund?
( The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Sun 24 Jun 2012, 22:39, Reply)

They'll start talking about the next world cup now.
Hodgson's got two years to knock a decent team into shape.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Sun 24 Jun 2012, 22:41, Reply)

I know that I get a bit evangalistic about my passion at times
But I can't help remembering how my England team have gone wrong when the top order has been mucked about when it matters.
( The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Sun 24 Jun 2012, 22:47, Reply)

They got tired fairly early on
but before that they did seem to be playing top class football, which makes a change for England.

I like the tactic Roy seems to have adopted of bringing on a younger side. Now all he needs to do is drop Rooney and give the Walcott / Wellbeck pairing a fair crack of the whip, and they might be a better team.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Sun 24 Jun 2012, 22:49, Reply)

Yup

(Phudbree oh man, the Doric Yorick, Sun 24 Jun 2012, 22:43, Reply)