When I had my Americans over last year
we did a duckboat tour and one of those hop on hop off bus things. They seemed to enjoy that.

You could always grab a couple of London b3tans, get your cameras, and give him a tour of everyday life in London. Things the tourists don't always notice. Foreigners love that shit.

EDIT: take some pride in your Capital, you frightful oafs! There are some lovely tube stations, parks, monuments, and Harrods food hall.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Mon 25 Jun 2012, 9:49, 3 replies, latest was 13 years ago)

A couple of muggings
a BNP pub and a spot of dogging?
( Kroney, Mon 25 Jun 2012, 9:51, Reply)

barry, Noel and Jeff paint the town red

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 25 Jun 2012, 9:52, Reply)

And on your right you can see tramp having a shit
oh, yes and wow we are lucky, this is very rare, a second tramp is now eating the shit, this is a sure sign that he has come into season and is looking to copulate. One of natures most majestic events I'm sure you'll agree.
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 25 Jun 2012, 9:51, Reply)

The hop on/hop off buses are normally quite good
I've been on them in Paris, Rome and Dublin and they are quite informative (and useful for just getting around)
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 25 Jun 2012, 9:55, Reply)

The ones in London had good free headphones.
I still use mine.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Mon 25 Jun 2012, 9:56, Reply)

The Paris ones gave me an electric shock
IN MY FUCKING EAR!
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 25 Jun 2012, 9:57, Reply)

Did it feel like a punch from Bobby?

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 25 Jun 2012, 9:58, Reply)

Errrrr
yes?
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 25 Jun 2012, 9:59, Reply)

That's his signature move, the ear punch

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 25 Jun 2012, 9:59, Reply)