What book?
and what did you order from the chinks?
( Bazongaloid, Mon 25 Jun 2012, 14:07, 1 reply, 13 years ago)

It's the latest James Patterson opus
Ribs in Kung Po sauce, sweet and sour pork HK style, chicken balls, noodles, curry sauce and rice
( Reginald Donkeyfuck, Mon 25 Jun 2012, 14:09, Reply)

That's a lot of chinese food.
You fat bastard.

Also, James Patterson? You deserve it for reading that crap. I downloaded a bunch of them for my Grandma and skim read a few to check they were alright. Utter, utter crap.
( Bazongaloid, Mon 25 Jun 2012, 14:10, Reply)

It was a pressie, so it'd be rude not to
It wasn't all for me
( Reginald Donkeyfuck, Mon 25 Jun 2012, 14:11, Reply)

Switched logins now?

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Mon 25 Jun 2012, 14:11, Reply)

What?

( Bazongaloid, Mon 25 Jun 2012, 14:16, Reply)

that's not the real barry, its a hilarious fake account
set up because the real barry is a tea leaf
(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Mon 25 Jun 2012, 14:19, Reply)

Oh I see. Is Barry the thief, or just a thief?

( Bazongaloid, Mon 25 Jun 2012, 14:19, Reply)

he stole all of monty's drugs
and scarpe's booze, its the real reason he had to give up in the first place
(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Mon 25 Jun 2012, 14:21, Reply)

That fucker.
Good job Monty managed to get some more drugs.
( Bazongaloid, Mon 25 Jun 2012, 14:22, Reply)

did he? what a prick
no-one realises that barry's doing a service here, he was helping monty out with his crippling addiction to cracks and lemon whizzers
(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Mon 25 Jun 2012, 14:23, Reply)

+ bath salts.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Mon 25 Jun 2012, 14:24, Reply)

this stream of consciousness, both in content, style and almost correct spelling, has convinced me. barry 2 is AL!
I just finished a shit book someone got me for a present
and it ended on a cliffhanger leading to another book. I'm not happy about this. I didn't even want that book, it was a different book I wanted.

Alt: I ordered a chinese last night and they charge for delivery, but the pizza and kebab place doesn't and the food is cheaper. The delivery person seemed really put out that they had to root through the change in their pockets for my £1.50 change. I've already payed the fuckers for delivery I'm not tipping some cretin for knowing how to a) use a sat nav and b) do their job.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 25 Jun 2012, 14:19, Reply)

I didn't have chinese last night
I made spanish style Monkfish tails.

Monkfish is not as impressive as I was hoping it would be. I felt let down.
( Bazongaloid, Mon 25 Jun 2012, 14:20, Reply)

I had chinese last ngiht
and saturday, and for lunch today

different chineses obviously, and homemade too
(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Mon 25 Jun 2012, 14:21, Reply)

Very meaty but lacking in taste.

( girlinthehole, Mon 25 Jun 2012, 14:21, Reply)

Yeah, and it's a bit of a faff to prepare.
I expected so much, I've been waiting literally years to try it. And it was so very "meh". So I had a cornetto for afters.
( Bazongaloid, Mon 25 Jun 2012, 14:22, Reply)

stop talking to yourself!
it's making me feel all schizo
( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 25 Jun 2012, 14:11, Reply)

and me

( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 25 Jun 2012, 14:11, Reply)

and her

( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 25 Jun 2012, 14:12, Reply)

^ this ^

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Mon 25 Jun 2012, 14:12, Reply)

I think you've lost me here.

( Bazongaloid, Mon 25 Jun 2012, 14:16, Reply)