*prepares wicker man*

( Reginald Donkeyfuck, Mon 25 Jun 2012, 15:17, 1 reply, 13 years ago)

I wanted to kill Nicholas Cage,
when I watched the remake of this. Utter shite, remakes are practically always pointless and crap.
(Bear Pookie The Frankly Challenged. Halloween is coming to town., Mon 25 Jun 2012, 15:18, Reply)

yeah, the original was great and had such a deep and meaningful point

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Mon 25 Jun 2012, 15:19, Reply)

Deep and meaningful point?
Sarcasm maybe? It was well acted, and very atmospheric.
(Bear Pookie The Frankly Challenged. Halloween is coming to town., Mon 25 Jun 2012, 15:22, Reply)

i tried watching it a couple of times, it looked like old shit
tits dressed up as art and that
(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Mon 25 Jun 2012, 15:23, Reply)

They're Britt Ekland's tits though

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 25 Jun 2012, 15:29, Reply)

They're not, body double :(

(PsychoChomp, Mon 25 Jun 2012, 15:37, Reply)

nah, that was for her bum
in the boob scenes you can see her face
(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Mon 25 Jun 2012, 15:40, Reply)

i've seen other tits
some of them were better
(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Mon 25 Jun 2012, 15:39, Reply)

Yeah but the new Total Recall has Beckinsale and Biel in it. That has to be worth doing a remake for surely?
(ThunderCuntThePendejo officially less shit than NakedApe, Mon 25 Jun 2012, 15:19, Reply)

Do they lezz out?

( Peej, Mon 25 Jun 2012, 15:21, Reply)

that's two ingredients needed for a surefire failure of a film

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Mon 25 Jun 2012, 15:22, Reply)

OMG If you watch them in a film it's almost exactly the same as them wanting to have sex with you.

( Bazongaloid, Mon 25 Jun 2012, 15:22, Reply)

What is your problem now?
(ThunderCuntThePendejo officially less shit than NakedApe, Mon 25 Jun 2012, 15:24, Reply)

Nothing,
he's just being racist. Or something.
(Bear Pookie The Frankly Challenged. Halloween is coming to town., Mon 25 Jun 2012, 15:25, Reply)

He isn't racist
one of his friends is a beached whale
( Peej, Mon 25 Jun 2012, 15:27, Reply)

beached bleached
( Bazongaloid, Mon 25 Jun 2012, 15:30, Reply)

Racist

( Peej, Mon 25 Jun 2012, 15:30, Reply)

I'd ruin Kate Beckinsale.

( Kroney, Mon 25 Jun 2012, 15:22, Reply)

By standing near her?

( Peej, Mon 25 Jun 2012, 15:24, Reply)

+ 's 2004 film 'Van Helsing' by pointing out that she dies in the end
( Reginald Donkeyfuck, Mon 25 Jun 2012, 15:26, Reply)

This is exactly what I meant.

( Kroney, Mon 25 Jun 2012, 15:26, Reply)

I shall reserve judgement until I see it.
Is one of them the one with 3 tits?
(Bear Pookie The Frankly Challenged. Halloween is coming to town., Mon 25 Jun 2012, 15:23, Reply)

I am going to wait until someone else goes to see it
If they report back that the number of three titted aliens is less than one I won't go and see it and they will find Colin Farrel burnt out on a council estate.
( Peej, Mon 25 Jun 2012, 15:25, Reply)

Harsh,
but fair. Can you put this in a diagram?
(Bear Pookie The Frankly Challenged. Halloween is coming to town., Mon 25 Jun 2012, 15:27, Reply)

No

( Peej, Mon 25 Jun 2012, 15:31, Reply)