Well, it turns out I was more tired than I thought this morning, and didn't actually bring my lunch
As such, I've just had to nip to Tesco, and picked up some sweet chilli king ribs they're doing on the hot counter. Very much to my shock, they were pretty damn good.
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Tue 26 Jun 2012, 13:26, 2 replies, latest was 13 years ago)

This is why you are fat

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 26 Jun 2012, 13:27, Reply)

This is why you are fat

(Bazongaloid, Tue 26 Jun 2012, 13:29, Reply)

This is why you are fat

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 26 Jun 2012, 13:30, Reply)

this is whey ewe our fat

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Tue 26 Jun 2012, 13:34, Reply)

Andrew hates me as well Al, we should start a victim support group

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 26 Jun 2012, 13:31, Reply)

I think we should victimise Andrew for his love of ghostbusters, neck beards and clothes for fat people.

(Bazongaloid, Tue 26 Jun 2012, 13:45, Reply)

Sounds like a plan
Not sure how Ghostbusters fits in though
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 26 Jun 2012, 13:45, Reply)

My entire lunch consisted of 3 ribs
Not exactly huge.

Plus, don't forget, I weight less than you!

Lardo.
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Tue 26 Jun 2012, 13:30, Reply)

But aren't you hobbit height?

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 26 Jun 2012, 13:31, Reply)

Not quite

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Tue 26 Jun 2012, 13:33, Reply)

Oh well maybe you'll grow a couple more inches when you grow up

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 26 Jun 2012, 13:34, Reply)

You really are Chris Rock aren't you?

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 26 Jun 2012, 13:32, Reply)

i changed my mind, Chris Rock isn't nearly as funny as AA

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 26 Jun 2012, 13:33, Reply)

Haha

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Tue 26 Jun 2012, 13:34, Reply)

I just had a pulled pork box with slaw, beans & sourbread dough with a side of crispy shittake mushrooms.
There's a posh food van under Hungerford bridge as part of the 'Festival Of The World'. I love working round here.
( scarpe We Stole Bikes, Tue 26 Jun 2012, 13:33, Reply)

Didn't that make the pig squeal?

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 26 Jun 2012, 13:34, Reply)

Pulled pork sounds a bit iffy.

( girlinthehole, Tue 26 Jun 2012, 13:34, Reply)

Well she had Yorkshire curd in Betty's Tea Room, so I just got pulled pork instead.

( scarpe We Stole Bikes, Tue 26 Jun 2012, 13:36, Reply)

That sounds like the punchline to a really obscure joke

( Bill Clay a.k.a. Claudio, Tue 26 Jun 2012, 13:38, Reply)

betty's tea room = rachelswipes pergina
pulled pork = wanked off

yorkshire curd = rhyming slang for turd
(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Tue 26 Jun 2012, 13:39, Reply)

click

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 26 Jun 2012, 13:40, Reply)

So close.

( scarpe We Stole Bikes, Tue 26 Jun 2012, 13:41, Reply)

i know, but turd sounds better

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Tue 26 Jun 2012, 13:41, Reply)

That sounds rather good, I'll admit.
Except for the 'slaw'.
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Tue 26 Jun 2012, 13:36, Reply)

I don't know why they called it that really.
It was more like a saurkraut, made with red cabbage. It was really good.
( scarpe We Stole Bikes, Tue 26 Jun 2012, 13:37, Reply)

Then again, I don't know why I said that about the beans, I wouldn't want them in there either.

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Tue 26 Jun 2012, 13:41, Reply)

I think that's 'twat' for 'coleslaw' but I'm not sure.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 26 Jun 2012, 13:37, Reply)

Well, quite, but I was just quoting what they'd called it, i promise.

( scarpe We Stole Bikes, Tue 26 Jun 2012, 13:40, Reply)

I'm sorry but I'm afraid that's not good enough.
You know what to do. I'd lend you my brother's samurai sword but I think it, ah, got binned somewhere along the way.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 26 Jun 2012, 13:43, Reply)

Can't you at least give him a heads up as to where you last saw it?

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Tue 26 Jun 2012, 13:45, Reply)

We've bin through this before. Can't we skip it?

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 26 Jun 2012, 13:49, Reply)

YES WE CAN!
*misses point*
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Tue 26 Jun 2012, 13:52, Reply)

*FIXES IT!*

(Bazongaloid, Tue 26 Jun 2012, 13:55, Reply)

Others were not so lucky.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 26 Jun 2012, 13:56, Reply)