you went to my birthday party
i remember it quite clearly.
(UppityDamnPrimate LET'S OPEN THIS F*CKING PIT UP, Tue 26 Jun 2012, 16:23, 2 replies, latest was 13 years ago)

yeah but hewasn't invited

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 26 Jun 2012, 16:24, Reply)

I went to a friends wedding and this skinny bint friend of my wife kept trying to get me to go off with erh somewhere so she could give me a blowjob
Her mistake was doing this in front of my wife and they are no longer friends. Huzzah!
( Peej, Tue 26 Jun 2012, 16:25, Reply)

you should have angled for a nicky minaj a twaaaaaah
don't ask, don't get. do ask, don't get. complain about online- don't get.. maybe get caught with a friend nibbling on your nik-nak is the magic number?
(UppityDamnPrimate LET'S OPEN THIS F*CKING PIT UP, Tue 26 Jun 2012, 16:30, Reply)

I'm not putting my nob anywhere where more than 2000 other nobs have been

( Peej, Tue 26 Jun 2012, 16:32, Reply)

I like that 2000 is the cut off point

(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Tue 26 Jun 2012, 16:46, Reply)

I live in a town called Camborne
if you knew it you'd understand why 2000 is a sensible cut off.
( Peej, Tue 26 Jun 2012, 16:52, Reply)