sick burn, bro

( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Tue 26 Jun 2012, 17:22, 1 reply, 13 years ago)

Innit doe?
How are you Cavers?
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 26 Jun 2012, 17:23, Reply)

not bad
last couple of weeks of term, so I'm kicking back a bit. Also, got given wine today. If nothing else the whole 'giving wine/chocolates to your lecturer' thing is certainly a perk of the job.

you?
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Tue 26 Jun 2012, 17:26, Reply)

Shit.
Mother of my kid is guilting me out massively about how much money I give her - just a few days after telling me the dates of her fortnight in Spain in July, when I won't see my kid. The fucking utter cunt.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 26 Jun 2012, 17:28, Reply)

can you arrange a hit on her?
she sounds like a bitch
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Tue 26 Jun 2012, 17:29, Reply)

No, I can't afford one. :o(

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 26 Jun 2012, 17:31, Reply)

surely you must know a hit man who owes you a favour?
you seem like the type
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Tue 26 Jun 2012, 17:32, Reply)

Nah, man of peace, me.
I do know of one chap, old 'colleague' of an actual friend of mine, known as 'Kit Kat' because he only has four fingers following a, ah, disciplining he got over a debt.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 26 Jun 2012, 17:34, Reply)