Morning Monters
I know what'll cheer you up - I'm going to see COMBICHRIST tonight after a pint with CQ. Favourite place on earth has to be DisneyWorld really doesn't it. Why the British Museum over all the excellent alternatives London has to offer? I bloody love the Natural History Museum myself.

Alt: Because Tom Petty can't do it all by himself. "It" being the production of instantly forgettable MOR drivel.
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 28 Jun 2012, 8:43, 3 replies, latest was 13 years ago)

Don't be surprised if CQ flounces out of your drinks. He's been a bit flouncy recently.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Thu 28 Jun 2012, 8:44, Reply)

he sure has.

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Thu 28 Jun 2012, 8:46, Reply)

I'm bringing chicks
Is that what I've missed around here? Flouncing?
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 28 Jun 2012, 8:46, Reply)

Only CQ in the most passive aggressive flounce, which only last for a week or two, before he began posting in the evening.
He also, SHOCK HORROR, unfriended people on FB.
( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Thu 28 Jun 2012, 8:48, Reply)

I did that last night!
Mainly because I realised that I wasn't actually friends with a lot fo the people I'm "friends" with.

You made the cut. Relax. Breathe.
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 28 Jun 2012, 8:51, Reply)

I have a policy of culling people whenever the number of people I'm connected to goes over 100. I don't know why I do this.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Thu 28 Jun 2012, 8:54, Reply)

Autism?

( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Thu 28 Jun 2012, 8:55, Reply)

Probably.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Thu 28 Jun 2012, 8:55, Reply)

By internet standards this makes you the most unpopular kid in the schoolyard

(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 28 Jun 2012, 8:56, Reply)

He started a thread about flouncing
and then, brilliantly, flounced in it.

Cock.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 28 Jun 2012, 8:48, Reply)

That was obviously a postmodern observation on the fleeting nature of friendship
DUH
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 28 Jun 2012, 8:52, Reply)

What it was, old buddy old pal, was pathetic.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 28 Jun 2012, 8:56, Reply)

I've just realised that you haven't made fun of my evening's activities
You feeling OK?
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 28 Jun 2012, 9:01, Reply)

Fill yer boots.
When they 'Fuck That Shit' I hope you raise a glass of angst-ridden energy drink in my honour.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 28 Jun 2012, 9:09, Reply)

Because the BM has the Sutton Hoo stuff, the Rosetta Stone, the Elgin Marbles
and about 50 million other amazing artifacts like the Battersea Shield etc.

The NHM just has some bent blue whale.

Please tell CQ he is a Wilf Lunn, Phileas Fogg wanker. Thanks.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 28 Jun 2012, 8:48, Reply)

Ha ha.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Thu 28 Jun 2012, 8:49, Reply)

What's Eric Pickles doing in the NHM?

(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Thu 28 Jun 2012, 8:50, Reply)

Morning 'Ben Elton'.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 28 Jun 2012, 8:52, Reply)

Morning
That Mrs Thatch, eh? what?
(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Thu 28 Jun 2012, 9:10, Reply)

Liddlebiddapolitics ladiesangennlemen

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 28 Jun 2012, 9:14, Reply)

Bet he's one of those doing an offshore tax dodge...
right on!
(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Thu 28 Jun 2012, 9:21, Reply)

He sticks it to The Man
right after he gets home from a charming dinner at the Lloyd Webbers.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 28 Jun 2012, 9:33, Reply)

I'm probably not going to do that old boy
Tell him yourself, if Camden doesn't appal you too greatly
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 28 Jun 2012, 8:52, Reply)

Fuck that.
I've a chap staying for a week, I don't want him to find out that I know some 'Steampunk' Wilf Lunn knobend.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 28 Jun 2012, 8:53, Reply)

I'm not a Steampunk
and who the fuck is Wilf Lunn?
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 28 Jun 2012, 8:55, Reply)

Not talking about you, sir.
I'm referring to sanctimonious smug-judge Phileas fucking Fogg
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 28 Jun 2012, 8:57, Reply)

Awww you called me "sir" instead of "gaylord" or "twat"
I think this takes our relationship to a new level

*unzips*
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 28 Jun 2012, 9:00, Reply)

Put it away, gaylord.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 28 Jun 2012, 9:02, Reply)

The Red Hot Chilli Peppers controversial etc.

( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Thu 28 Jun 2012, 9:07, Reply)

Hahaha

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 28 Jun 2012, 9:08, Reply)

Mad inventor bloke.
Used to be on tv in the 80s. Had a big 'tache.
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Thu 28 Jun 2012, 8:59, Reply)

A stupid prick with a knobbish moustache.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 28 Jun 2012, 9:02, Reply)

that's his thing though aint it, it's more than an attack on his face pubes, YOU@VE ATTACKED HIS ENTIRE BEING

( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Thu 28 Jun 2012, 9:04, Reply)

Hopefully I won't get unfriended.
*hopes*
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 28 Jun 2012, 9:08, Reply)

Do keep up.

( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Thu 28 Jun 2012, 9:04, Reply)

give CQ my love and best wishes xxx

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Thu 28 Jun 2012, 9:08, Reply)

+ wish him safe passage on his round the world trip, and that I hope to see him
upon his return in a little over 80 days.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 28 Jun 2012, 9:10, Reply)

he'll never make it, the fool!

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Thu 28 Jun 2012, 9:11, Reply)