Up to the back wheels in your mum.
Alt: I don't know, Monty. I just don't know. See also: Shania Twain, dubstep and Wales.
( Kroney, Thu 28 Jun 2012, 9:27, 2 replies, latest was 13 years ago)

She don't impress me much
Actually, that isn't true. She is fucking gorgeous but should shut the fuck up instantly
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 28 Jun 2012, 9:29, Reply)

She's not gorgeous.

( Kroney, Thu 28 Jun 2012, 9:30, Reply)

Yes she is

( Reginald Donkeyfuck, Thu 28 Jun 2012, 9:30, Reply)

Morning, 'Stevie Wonder'

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 28 Jun 2012, 9:34, Reply)

Are you really that confident on your opinion of fucking everything?
You are so tiresome with this shit, you deal in absolutes and the dumb fuckers around here seem to think you know what you're talking about. Do the right thing Boyceroo and admit you're a sham, an internet construct and all-round bad egg.
( Reginald Donkeyfuck, Thu 28 Jun 2012, 9:38, Reply)

Hahaha!
You really think we think he's the fucking Oracle.
( girlinthehole, Thu 28 Jun 2012, 9:43, Reply)

Christ you're gay.
Stop crying and put on 'Dancing in the Dark', you massive helmet.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 28 Jun 2012, 9:45, Reply)

Alan appears to be attempting to mix it up and bust chops.

( Kroney, Thu 28 Jun 2012, 9:46, Reply)

Ah, I see.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 28 Jun 2012, 9:49, Reply)

Hahaha!
Perfect
( Reginald Donkeyfuck, Thu 28 Jun 2012, 9:50, Reply)

take your sunglasses off Baz. They've made you blind.

( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Thu 28 Jun 2012, 9:35, Reply)

I am glad that it is unlikely you will ever set me up on a blind date
because your taste in women is terrible.
( Kroney, Thu 28 Jun 2012, 9:38, Reply)

She is visually offensive.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Thu 28 Jun 2012, 9:31, Reply)

She's also married to Mutt Lange
Who inflicted Bryan Adams on an unsuspecting world.
(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Thu 28 Jun 2012, 9:35, Reply)

A trio of cunts.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Thu 28 Jun 2012, 9:36, Reply)

a veritable clitorisallsorts.

( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Thu 28 Jun 2012, 9:37, Reply)

but he was also responsible for Def Leppard
so, you know, swings and viciously serrated bear traps.
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Thu 28 Jun 2012, 9:36, Reply)

On the other hand
oh
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 28 Jun 2012, 9:37, Reply)

quite so
quite so.

*puffs pipe*
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Thu 28 Jun 2012, 9:37, Reply)

lols

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 28 Jun 2012, 9:43, Reply)

He also produced Back in Black though didn't he?
Get out of jail free card right there.

Still used in studio engineering courses as exemplary to this day.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 28 Jun 2012, 9:43, Reply)

several of the things that "don't impress her much"
really should, the fucking vapid tart.
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Thu 28 Jun 2012, 9:34, Reply)

I'd like to 'impress' an anvil into her fucking stupid face.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 28 Jun 2012, 9:35, Reply)

Shania Twain is gorgeous
Would - in a heartbeat.
(Captain Placid 24/7 ball gags, brownie mix and clown porn, Thu 28 Jun 2012, 9:39, Reply)

Be my guest, you and Al are welcome to her.

( Kroney, Thu 28 Jun 2012, 9:41, Reply)