I have a question, right, but it's gross
I haven't eaten anything for about 22 hours now, on account of severe stomach discomfort yesterday and an awful lot of rusty water today. At what point is it wise to consider solids, and what sort of thing constitutes a safe bet?

Responses which consider my intent to get fucked up tonight will get bonus points.
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 28 Jun 2012, 13:49, 3 replies, latest was 13 years ago)

Why do you have the squits so often?

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 28 Jun 2012, 13:51, Reply)

The anus tends to lose its tightness after years of sustained, vigorous forced entry.

( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Thu 28 Jun 2012, 13:55, Reply)

What you want is rice (inc some of the cooking water) or dry toast.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 28 Jun 2012, 13:51, Reply)

Hmm, won't have chance to cook, but I could get some rice before the gig I suppose
Cheers
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 28 Jun 2012, 13:59, Reply)

Scrambled egg on toast
allegedly eggs "bind " your stomach, or something, too many can bung you up.
(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Thu 28 Jun 2012, 13:55, Reply)

You're putting them in the wrong end

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 28 Jun 2012, 13:56, Reply)