My favourite person at work said to me this morning:
"Yo, my ni**a, wassup G?"

I nearly died on the spot.
( Devil_In_Tights the *real* DiT!, Thu 28 Jun 2012, 14:39, 3 replies, latest was 13 years ago)

HAHAHA!
I wish I had one of those at work. There is one, but his name is Richard and he drives a Lexus 4x4 and is posher than me.
(Bazongaloid, Thu 28 Jun 2012, 14:40, Reply)

He just sounds so bloody cool when he says it.
I find myself replying "Yo, what is up my dog?" or something and it hurts me how much I sound like my Dad trying to be cool.
( Devil_In_Tights the *real* DiT!, Thu 28 Jun 2012, 14:41, Reply)

English people have two options in that respect, it's either sounding like Prince WIlliam on a royal visit to an underlpriveledged kids housing project
or sounding like one of those cunts like Professor Green or Mike Skinner.

Your best bet is to simply go the other way and enquire as to whether he would like some tea or some Grey Poupon
(Bazongaloid, Thu 28 Jun 2012, 14:45, Reply)

How did they pronounce those asterisks?

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 28 Jun 2012, 14:41, Reply)

He used two 'g's, but he's allowed to.

( Devil_In_Tights the *real* DiT!, Thu 28 Jun 2012, 14:42, Reply)

What's the point of asterisks in a word when everyone know what it is?
Is it somehow more offensive to write nigga? or nigger for that matter?
( Peej, Thu 28 Jun 2012, 14:45, Reply)

How do you pronounce an asterix?
As in a gaul?
(Bear Pookie The Frankly Challenged. Halloween is coming to town., Thu 28 Jun 2012, 14:49, Reply)

You probably say "Fuck off you dirty french cunt, stop coming over here and ruining my culture and stopping my kids celebrating christmas"

(Bazongaloid, Thu 28 Jun 2012, 14:51, Reply)

*applauds*

(Bear Pookie The Frankly Challenged. Halloween is coming to town., Thu 28 Jun 2012, 14:53, Reply)

Well, I just don't like the word very much, is all.

( Devil_In_Tights the *real* DiT!, Thu 28 Jun 2012, 15:00, Reply)

Johnny Woggoe is much better, eh?

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 28 Jun 2012, 15:01, Reply)

I don't like to give them names at all, actually.
Prevents one from developing an emotional attachment to it, what what.
( Devil_In_Tights the *real* DiT!, Thu 28 Jun 2012, 15:04, Reply)

I didn't know you were a coon, Devs.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 28 Jun 2012, 14:49, Reply)

He really likes cheese.

(Bazongaloid, Thu 28 Jun 2012, 14:51, Reply)

upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/0/0a/Coonimage1.gif
(Bazongaloid, Thu 28 Jun 2012, 14:53, Reply)

Hahahahaha

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 28 Jun 2012, 14:56, Reply)