Pear drops and Lions midget gems.

( girlinthehole, Sat 30 Jun 2012, 17:35, 3 replies, latest was 13 years ago)

Mm pear drops, tastes like nail varnish remover

( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Sat 30 Jun 2012, 17:36, Reply)

They taste like polystyrene cement smells.
Ijust rmembered I bought a load of jelly beans yesterday. They're supposed to be for running, but I just started tucking into them.
(Bazongaloid, Sat 30 Jun 2012, 17:38, Reply)

L I C's balti will be for running

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Sat 30 Jun 2012, 17:41, Reply)

Feck! I want curry now.

( girlinthehole, Sat 30 Jun 2012, 17:43, Reply)

That would be pretty good, having a few little baggies of dry meat in your hip bag
after about 4 miles you pull one out and squeeze a little sachet of chilli sauce onto it and chow it back with a swig of lucozade.
(Bazongaloid, Sat 30 Jun 2012, 17:44, Reply)

Market it.
If Levi Roots can get away with the shit he's selling, your on a winner
( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Sat 30 Jun 2012, 18:00, Reply)

I have a milky-bar yoghurt
I'll say I win.
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Sat 30 Jun 2012, 17:45, Reply)

Wham bar
*nothing else to say*
( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Sat 30 Jun 2012, 18:02, Reply)

coconut mushrooms

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Sat 30 Jun 2012, 17:39, Reply)

they sound very wrong

(Bazongaloid, Sat 30 Jun 2012, 17:41, Reply)

NAHHHH THERE MAGIC MAN

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Sat 30 Jun 2012, 17:44, Reply)

i have home made sherbert, true story, strawberry flavour.

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Sat 30 Jun 2012, 17:59, Reply)

Come on popz spill the beans
Where you taking her?
( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Sat 30 Jun 2012, 18:01, Reply)

Before a date? You're mad. You'll be farting like a cow on turnip feed all night. She will not be impressed.
(Phudbree oh man, the Doric Yorick, Sat 30 Jun 2012, 18:02, Reply)

That only happens when you drink Iron brew

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Sat 30 Jun 2012, 18:03, Reply)

It's made in Scotland fae girders an' flavoured wi' shite an' deep-fried sugar. Then coloured with illegal dyes. The good ol' boys in the US of A refuse to import it on health grounds.
(Phudbree oh man, the Doric Yorick, Sat 30 Jun 2012, 18:09, Reply)

Iron brew and sherbert is like cola and mento's
*I might have made this up*
( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Sat 30 Jun 2012, 18:12, Reply)

TEDIOUS BUT MARGINALLY RELEVANT FACT: I live 15 minutes' walk from the Lion factory.

( The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Sat 30 Jun 2012, 20:26, Reply)