TOP TIP
Dry your tomatoe with kitchen roll to keep your sandwiches dry!

*kills self*
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 2 Jul 2012, 13:35, 2 replies, latest was 13 years ago)

Also, stop having e with your tomatoe

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 2 Jul 2012, 13:36, Reply)

does it have an e when pluralised
tomatos
tomatoes
it's hard to tell really
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 2 Jul 2012, 13:38, Reply)

No it isn't you dense cock.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 2 Jul 2012, 13:40, Reply)

potatoes are equally tricky

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 2 Jul 2012, 13:43, Reply)

Instead of the eyes, take out the ees

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 2 Jul 2012, 13:45, Reply)

better top tip
tomatoes should never ever ever go near a fucking sandwich.

pulling the slimy little cunts out of the filling takes forever, and then they make the bread wetter than your grandma's gash after a toilet accident.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 2 Jul 2012, 13:39, Reply)

You are so food wrong
tomatos are the best of all the fruits masquarading as vergetables
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 2 Jul 2012, 13:41, Reply)

fuck that nasty shit
bacon and tomatoes are the worst.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 2 Jul 2012, 13:47, Reply)

EPIC breakfast fail

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 2 Jul 2012, 13:48, Reply)