well, no
firstly, it's not true. your dad begs to come back every night.

secondly, it means there are hotter prospects to come. like the impending gossip that would blow this entire board apart if i were to share it.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 2 Jul 2012, 15:49, 3 replies, latest was 13 years ago)

OMG! GOSSIP! ABOUT YOUR VAGINA! I FOR ONE CANNOT WAIT TO HERE THIS!

(Bazongaloid, Mon 2 Jul 2012, 15:53, Reply)

you're spelling like an illiterate fucktard
sort it out.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 2 Jul 2012, 15:56, Reply)

sorry.

(Bazongaloid, Mon 2 Jul 2012, 15:58, Reply)

How could this bee?
SIC lols!
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Mon 2 Jul 2012, 15:59, Reply)

I demand a gaz. Immediately.

( Kroney, Mon 2 Jul 2012, 15:53, Reply)

This^
My life is really this boring
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 2 Jul 2012, 15:55, Reply)

You are such a girl

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 2 Jul 2012, 15:55, Reply)

meh
wait and see
( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 2 Jul 2012, 15:56, Reply)

Aw HELL naw.
Out with it.
( Kroney, Mon 2 Jul 2012, 15:58, Reply)

you have been texted

( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 2 Jul 2012, 15:58, Reply)

naked ape and sportscow are having an affair

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Mon 2 Jul 2012, 16:01, Reply)

:O SALACIOUS

( Kroney, Mon 2 Jul 2012, 16:01, Reply)

CRUMBS

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 2 Jul 2012, 16:13, Reply)

you let superfly's dirty old man dad do you every night? :/

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Mon 2 Jul 2012, 16:00, Reply)

Hey, lay off him, he died three weeks ago. Not cool man.

(Bazongaloid, Mon 2 Jul 2012, 16:03, Reply)

sorry to hear that
you should probably be quite cross with rswipe for still having sex with him though
(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Mon 2 Jul 2012, 16:04, Reply)

Well, you can't really blame her
a three week old corpse is still better than her usual men.
(Bazongaloid, Mon 2 Jul 2012, 16:08, Reply)

a stiffy with a stiffy

( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 2 Jul 2012, 16:09, Reply)

i think you should stop bullying people with dead parents, it's inappropriate

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Mon 2 Jul 2012, 16:11, Reply)

Please swipe, do I make cruel jokes about your mum?
Oh, hang on.
(Bazongaloid, Mon 2 Jul 2012, 16:11, Reply)

He'll be fairly cool now then

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 2 Jul 2012, 16:13, Reply)