I am obeying the whim of Tesco
have been for about 6 weeks now. I've eaten real food and I weigh a bit less
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Mon 2 Jul 2012, 19:41, 1 reply, 13 years ago)

A Tesco diet?
I've got a Tesco Local round the corner but I only go there for tabs 'n booze. That's not a bad diet.
( The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Mon 2 Jul 2012, 19:50, Reply)

it's an online thing which tells me exactly what to eat
like I'm some kind of special needs which, when it comes to food and cooking and domestic things, I am.

who's going to get to the strikethrough first?
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Mon 2 Jul 2012, 19:52, Reply)

So what you're telling me is that Tesco tell you what to eat, then?

( The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Mon 2 Jul 2012, 19:55, Reply)

yes.

( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Mon 2 Jul 2012, 19:55, Reply)

Do you not think there may be some sort of commercial tie-in?
Just a hunch.
( The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Mon 2 Jul 2012, 19:56, Reply)

i don't buy stuff from them
it just tells me what to make from those crazy 'fruit' and 'vegetable' things. You can buy those ANYWHERE is turns out!
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Mon 2 Jul 2012, 19:57, Reply)

So Tesco tell you what to eat and you buy the ingredients elsewhere?
I'll be giving me old mate Michael Leavy a call.
( The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Mon 2 Jul 2012, 20:00, Reply)

I am a rebel, you know

( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Mon 2 Jul 2012, 20:03, Reply)

You've been reported
You'll be receiving a visit from Corporate PLC soon.

They might confiscate the pigs.
( The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Mon 2 Jul 2012, 20:07, Reply)

Nooooooooooooooooooooooooooo

( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Mon 2 Jul 2012, 20:09, Reply)

"I think you know who I am, Winston,"

( The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Mon 2 Jul 2012, 20:12, Reply)