Guess how well setting up my router is going :(

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 2 Jul 2012, 21:33, 2 replies, latest was 13 years ago)

Not very?

( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Mon 2 Jul 2012, 21:37, Reply)

Not very, although my iPhone is linked up fine
Computer says no
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 2 Jul 2012, 21:38, Reply)

Not great, it would seem.

If you look at the back of the router, there will be a little hole. Get a paperclip and push it in. Keep pushing for ten seconds (just like sex) then withdraw. (The router will not run for the bathroom with her hand cupped to her groin, so don't be concerned.)

This will reset the router to default settings. At the socket, switch off everything connected to computer. Connect router again, connect to computer, then switch on at socket. Leave for ten minutes. It should connect without you doing anything else. If it doesn't then you need log in details from your ISP. Phone them.
(Phudbree oh man, the Doric Yorick, Mon 2 Jul 2012, 21:47, Reply)

I think I need my ISP details
tried everything else, stoopid router, I hate it I hate I hate it.

*tantrum*
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 2 Jul 2012, 21:55, Reply)

It's probably easier if you just phone them. Be prepared for all sorts of turn it off turn it on again nonsense but it will probably work in the end.

Good luck.
(Phudbree oh man, the Doric Yorick, Mon 2 Jul 2012, 22:00, Reply)

Yeah sure you're right
They say call from yr talk talk phone for auto assistance, I don't have a bloody phone! What is this the year 2000?

Will try in the morning
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 2 Jul 2012, 22:03, Reply)

holy fucking raptor christ I've only gone and fucking done it!
*dances*
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 2 Jul 2012, 22:10, Reply)

\o/

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Mon 2 Jul 2012, 22:10, Reply)

Well done, ma loon.
(Phudbree oh man, the Doric Yorick, Mon 2 Jul 2012, 22:12, Reply)