When I was young I discovered a book of Russian proverbs at my parents' house.
This has long been a source of choice quotations for me.
One of my favourites has always been:
Beat your wife with the butt end of an axe. If she falls to the floor and cries, she is fooling you. Give her some more.

Coincidentally I changed my sig from a Larkin quote to one from Humphry Osmond only this morning, but I couldn't fit the whole quotation in.

Alt: From Panzram's wikipedia page: "In my lifetime I have murdered 21 human beings, I have committed thousands of burglaries, robberies, larcenies, arsons and, last but not least, I have committed sodomy on more than 1,000 male human beings. For all these things I am not in the least bit sorry." I can see why you identify with him.
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 3 Jul 2012, 8:49, 2 replies, latest was 14 years ago)

I'm still getting "wanker".

( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Tue 3 Jul 2012, 8:52, Reply)

A little bit of one, perhaps.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 3 Jul 2012, 9:02, Reply)

I have that effect on people.

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 3 Jul 2012, 9:02, Reply)

He's referring to a specialist magazine he subscribes to.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 3 Jul 2012, 9:03, Reply)

You have your lol head on today

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 3 Jul 2012, 9:06, Reply)

Shit yeah.
Every day's a LOL day in the wacky world of Montezuma Boyce.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 3 Jul 2012, 9:10, Reply)

Lolling all the way to the bank.

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 3 Jul 2012, 9:12, Reply)

Then crying all the way home

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 3 Jul 2012, 9:13, Reply)

:o(

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 3 Jul 2012, 9:16, Reply)

Me too.

(Misery McUglywife an attention seeking sociopathic fuckstain., Tue 3 Jul 2012, 8:55, Reply)