You lot are boring me so I'm dragging my weary carcass to the gym

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 3 Jul 2012, 13:04, 2 replies, latest was 13 years ago)

by which you mean 'the playground'

( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Tue 3 Jul 2012, 13:05, Reply)

I can't decide if you mean he considers swings and see-saws to be exercise equipment
or something much, much, much, much, much, much worse
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Tue 3 Jul 2012, 13:12, Reply)

The former.
It was either the playground or a witty '+ jungle', implying he was going to one of those soft play area things they have in 'family friendly' restaurants.

I'm sorry, I've been doing a lot of cleaning over the last couple of days, and I think the bleach fumes might have affected me.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Tue 3 Jul 2012, 13:15, Reply)

That or all the heroin

(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Tue 3 Jul 2012, 13:17, Reply)

sssshhhh

( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Tue 3 Jul 2012, 13:18, Reply)

Did you actually want my LoveFilm 2 months membership thingy btw?
I've gone and lsot your address like a twat so please gaz it me and I'll send it on. I've heard cautionary tales of you having to give them all your details which then generates a regular monthly payment after the trail period ends, so be warned
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Tue 3 Jul 2012, 13:21, Reply)

Yeah, I've heard you have to give them card details to generate a membership, but as long as you opt out before the end of the trial period, they shouldn't charge you.
I thought it might be a good idea to see what there is on lovefilm, as there's fuck all on the tv over the summer.

Well, apart from the olympics, of course.

I'll gaz you.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Tue 3 Jul 2012, 13:24, Reply)

LoveFilm is fucking brilliant
especially for catching up on TV shows like The Wire and Six Feet Under that you'd have to either wait ages for obscurely-timed repeats or shell out for the box set
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Tue 3 Jul 2012, 13:27, Reply)

Sod all. Lovefilm is crap, Netflix is crapper.

(ThunderCuntThePendejo officially less shit than NakedApe, Tue 3 Jul 2012, 13:27, Reply)

i did think about Netflix, as I have a wii but no PS3 / XBox
but then it seemed that the range was shit, so it was hardly worth it.
Anyway, now I've got my shiny new iPad.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Tue 3 Jul 2012, 13:28, Reply)

ooo get you, actually Darth does have a point about the TV shows. Some of them are ok, but the majority of the content on Lovefilm is pap.
(ThunderCuntThePendejo officially less shit than NakedApe, Tue 3 Jul 2012, 13:30, Reply)

Your face is pap

( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Tue 3 Jul 2012, 13:32, Reply)

It isn't though.
(ThunderCuntThePendejo officially less shit than NakedApe, Tue 3 Jul 2012, 13:32, Reply)

enjoy your bumming in the shower.

( mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Tue 3 Jul 2012, 13:11, Reply)

Again, confused
Are you suggesting his gym is full of opportunistic, predatory homosexual rapists or skipping ahead to the consequences of the aforementioned something much, much, much, much, much worse?
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Tue 3 Jul 2012, 13:16, Reply)

no, I'm suggesting he'll have a big smile on his face while bending over
and beckoning all to come enjoy his gaping anus.
( mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Tue 3 Jul 2012, 13:22, Reply)

Well I don't think any of us expected you to say that

(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Tue 3 Jul 2012, 13:24, Reply)

but you hoped, didn't you.

( mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Tue 3 Jul 2012, 13:34, Reply)

I think at that point his carer would probably intervene
and get him quickly back on the sunshine bus.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Tue 3 Jul 2012, 13:24, Reply)

OVER!

( mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Tue 3 Jul 2012, 13:34, Reply)