In the last town I lived in, and on a walk home one night
I witnessed a very drunk girl, stood in a flower bed with her knickers round her ankles and skirt hitched around her waist, standing bent over and arcing a torrent of piss all over the roses.
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Tue 3 Jul 2012, 15:38, 1 reply, 13 years ago)

Tourettes has some excellent talents

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 3 Jul 2012, 15:40, Reply)

This was when I was with the ex.
I have a hazy recollection that it might have been New Year's eve when this occurred. I also remember some equally pissed up hag walking passed and proclaiming loudly "OOH, WEE-WEE".
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Tue 3 Jul 2012, 15:42, Reply)

Just another day in the North, eh?

( Devil_In_Tights the *real* DiT!, Tue 3 Jul 2012, 15:56, Reply)

Its why we live here!

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 3 Jul 2012, 15:58, Reply)

The thing it, it was (still is) a really nice and pretty little town.

( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Tue 3 Jul 2012, 16:18, Reply)

That was probably Kroney.
The dirty French cunt.
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Tue 3 Jul 2012, 15:58, Reply)

bwahahaha!
Brilliant!
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 3 Jul 2012, 15:59, Reply)

Hahahaha

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 3 Jul 2012, 16:06, Reply)