Your list of cities is frankly bizarre
It begins with a bunch of shitholes, fails to continue in this vein by its ommission of Derby, Bradford and Stoke and then ends with The Capital. I blame that Nicklas Bendtner.
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Tue 3 Jul 2012, 16:07, 4 replies, latest was 13 years ago)

I do too
Lazy cunt
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 3 Jul 2012, 16:07, Reply)

Fucking bendtner.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 3 Jul 2012, 16:08, Reply)

I love your hatred of Derby.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 3 Jul 2012, 16:08, Reply)

I had a nice curry in Derby once

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 3 Jul 2012, 16:10, Reply)

ry dled spunk-shake
( Reginald Donkeyfuck, Tue 3 Jul 2012, 16:11, Reply)

and a naan
+a
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 3 Jul 2012, 16:13, Reply)

That's awfully nice of you
It's not likely to wane either. Derby is the benchmark by which all other unmitigated shite must be judged. If Noel Gallagher and Russell Brand somehow spawned a lovechild and clothed it in Vivienne Westwood gear and raised it on a Gillian McKeith diet plan, even such a hideous, shiteness-fuelled progeny would, upon visiting Derby, utter only the word "fuck."
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Tue 3 Jul 2012, 16:14, Reply)

I've never been there
but found rural Derbyshire to be beautiful. But I love it when someone has a seething hatred of something that is clearly eating them up. It's excellent. Man's gotta have a hobby.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 3 Jul 2012, 16:18, Reply)

I don't go to Derbyshire as a rule
The problem is that once you exhibit knowledge of more than three letters of the alphabet you're either worshipped or burnt as a heretic
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Tue 3 Jul 2012, 16:21, Reply)

I can't really see any difference between Nottingham and Derby.
There, I've said it.
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 3 Jul 2012, 16:19, Reply)

I can't really see any difference between you and a blocked toilet
Neither serves much purpose and both are full of shit
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Tue 3 Jul 2012, 16:20, Reply)

Stockton-on-Tees is worse
I wholeheartedly assure you.
(berk, Tue 3 Jul 2012, 16:49, Reply)

Never been
and, thanks to your kind advice, never will :-)
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Tue 3 Jul 2012, 16:54, Reply)

bl
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( Reginald Donkeyfuck, Tue 3 Jul 2012, 16:08, Reply)

Was that worth it?
Really?

Was it, Barry?

Was it?
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Tue 3 Jul 2012, 16:15, Reply)

*consults the oracle*
YES!
( Reginald Donkeyfuck, Tue 3 Jul 2012, 16:41, Reply)

I can't list all the shitholes.
How about "anything North of the Watford Gap and small, selected parts of the South"?
( Devil_In_Tights the *real* DiT!, Tue 3 Jul 2012, 16:15, Reply)

Much, much worse
But to elaborate would only spark a North-South debate, which is basically shorthand for "Stubborn folks refuse to back down in the face of unbridled arrogance, without hilarious consequences"
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Tue 3 Jul 2012, 16:18, Reply)