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( , Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
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It begins with a bunch of shitholes, fails to continue in this vein by its ommission of Derby, Bradford and Stoke and then ends with The Capital. I blame that Nicklas Bendtner.
( , Tue 3 Jul 2012, 16:07, 4 replies, latest was 13 years ago)

It's not likely to wane either. Derby is the benchmark by which all other unmitigated shite must be judged. If Noel Gallagher and Russell Brand somehow spawned a lovechild and clothed it in Vivienne Westwood gear and raised it on a Gillian McKeith diet plan, even such a hideous, shiteness-fuelled progeny would, upon visiting Derby, utter only the word "fuck."
( , Tue 3 Jul 2012, 16:14, Reply)

but found rural Derbyshire to be beautiful. But I love it when someone has a seething hatred of something that is clearly eating them up. It's excellent. Man's gotta have a hobby.
( , Tue 3 Jul 2012, 16:18, Reply)

The problem is that once you exhibit knowledge of more than three letters of the alphabet you're either worshipped or burnt as a heretic
( , Tue 3 Jul 2012, 16:21, Reply)

There, I've said it.
( , Tue 3 Jul 2012, 16:19, Reply)

Neither serves much purpose and both are full of shit
( , Tue 3 Jul 2012, 16:20, Reply)

How about "anything North of the Watford Gap and small, selected parts of the South"?
( , Tue 3 Jul 2012, 16:15, Reply)

But to elaborate would only spark a North-South debate, which is basically shorthand for "Stubborn folks refuse to back down in the face of unbridled arrogance, without hilarious consequences"
( , Tue 3 Jul 2012, 16:18, Reply)
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