Ask him about his sockpuppet collection.

( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Tue 3 Jul 2012, 16:19, 1 reply, 13 years ago)

Do people still have those?
I thought cr3 banned people for having sock puppets (he is so wise and masterful) as a) they aren't funny and b) well, Bert.
( Devil_In_Tights the *real* DiT!, Tue 3 Jul 2012, 16:24, Reply)

There are still some about.

( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Tue 3 Jul 2012, 16:27, Reply)

al has one
and quentin is one

nobody else bothers
( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 3 Jul 2012, 16:28, Reply)

I can't see why anyone would.

(Craig Colclough I've been on the telly you know. And in the papers, Tue 3 Jul 2012, 16:32, Reply)

alistair the geordie
you are such a card
( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 3 Jul 2012, 16:37, Reply)

I'm not Al.
I am me. A silver tongued cavalier with a penchant for fast planes, mutilation and wedding cake. And prison.
(Craig Colclough I've been on the telly you know. And in the papers, Tue 3 Jul 2012, 16:40, Reply)

the real you sent me a cock-gaz
shudder
( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 3 Jul 2012, 16:41, Reply)

well now you have to post it here

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Tue 3 Jul 2012, 16:42, Reply)

i don't know how

( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 3 Jul 2012, 16:45, Reply)

for him to gaz it to you it must be hosted somewhere
right-click, copy link address, post here
(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Tue 3 Jul 2012, 16:46, Reply)

oh christ, i'd have to go through nearly 8 years of gazzes
anyway, i have more recent ones that would cause much more outrage.

and vomiting.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 3 Jul 2012, 16:52, Reply)

well stop alluding to them like a fucking teenager
and spill the beans
(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Tue 3 Jul 2012, 16:52, Reply)

you know what
in the case of one or two of them.... i really might.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 3 Jul 2012, 16:57, Reply)

Did you just crash your jet plane, Colclough?

( Devil_In_Tights the *real* DiT!, Tue 3 Jul 2012, 16:47, Reply)

My jet plane's been mothballed.
Along with my career as a medical type. However, I am busy hatching my latest madcap charity scheme, in which I shall waterski across the Atlantic using a pair of sharks strapped to my feet as skis. I think it's a winner.
(Craig Colclough I've been on the telly you know. And in the papers, Tue 3 Jul 2012, 16:54, Reply)

I AM NOT THIS WAS ESTABLISHED A LONG TIME AGO STOP BULLYING ME

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Tue 3 Jul 2012, 16:36, Reply)

silence, socky

( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 3 Jul 2012, 16:40, Reply)

Yeah, you tell him.

(Craig Colclough I've been on the telly you know. And in the papers, Tue 3 Jul 2012, 16:41, Reply)

seriosuly, stop accusing everyone of being someone else or the wrong person
its really boring
(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Tue 3 Jul 2012, 16:42, Reply)

I've been so many people to so many others
that I almost lost track of just who I was.
(Craig Colclough I've been on the telly you know. And in the papers, Tue 3 Jul 2012, 16:43, Reply)

your baldmonkey!

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Tue 3 Jul 2012, 16:45, Reply)

sorry
why don't you tell us some more about the made-up people in your head instead? that's properly fascinating.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 3 Jul 2012, 16:45, Reply)

they're real people

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Tue 3 Jul 2012, 16:45, Reply)

well they're fucking dull
make up some better ones?
( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 3 Jul 2012, 16:46, Reply)

NO
I like my colleagues, well most of them
(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Tue 3 Jul 2012, 16:47, Reply)

My little girl has an imaginary friend who she doesn't like.
That's proper mental isn't it?
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 3 Jul 2012, 16:49, Reply)

sounds like she might be being abused monty
best check it out
(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Tue 3 Jul 2012, 16:50, Reply)