I love the fact that the discovery of real portals, with a mission to seek them out, and to study them in 2014, and that they're the cause of the northern lights.... is the second biggest science news of the day.

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Wed 4 Jul 2012, 9:25, 3 replies, latest was 13 years ago)

but we know what causes Northern lights already...

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 4 Jul 2012, 9:28, Reply)

Apparently we were wrwong
www.engadget.com/2012/07/04/nasa-thinking-with-portals/
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Wed 4 Jul 2012, 9:34, Reply)

see, now that's interesting
thank you gonz, not sure how successful they'll be, but at least someone is doing something in space
(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Wed 4 Jul 2012, 9:35, Reply)

somewhere in Milton Keynes Chompy just ejaculated

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 4 Jul 2012, 9:41, Reply)

you could say this any time of day and it would still be true

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Wed 4 Jul 2012, 9:43, Reply)

He is a prolific rapist

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 4 Jul 2012, 9:45, Reply)

Tee tee jay you flidmo.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 4 Jul 2012, 9:57, Reply)

what?

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 4 Jul 2012, 10:00, Reply)

That's quite alright Quints,
It's heartening to see that there are still people out there who arne't afraid of innovation.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Wed 4 Jul 2012, 9:51, Reply)

Shut up, Gonz

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Wed 4 Jul 2012, 9:52, Reply)

nah just kidding xxxx

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Wed 4 Jul 2012, 9:52, Reply)

2 l8 r

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Wed 4 Jul 2012, 10:26, Reply)

interesting

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 4 Jul 2012, 9:40, Reply)

It is, but it's sad that they have to resort to silly science-fiction analogies to get anyone interested in the first place

( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Wed 4 Jul 2012, 9:43, Reply)

It seems to mearly be a different way of the sun's charged particles breaking through our magnetosphere

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 4 Jul 2012, 9:46, Reply)

It's pretty much that
well, it's not even necessarily that interesting. It's just a straight-line channel in magnetic fields. A road with no traffic or junctions for EM particles, if you like.
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Wed 4 Jul 2012, 9:49, Reply)

www.b3ta.com/questions/offtopic/post1661626
(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Wed 4 Jul 2012, 9:50, Reply)

hahahha what?

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 4 Jul 2012, 9:51, Reply)

Shut up Gonz,

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 4 Jul 2012, 9:28, Reply)

stop being a dick
gonz's post is one of the few interesting replies in this shit thread
(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Wed 4 Jul 2012, 9:33, Reply)

Shut up Quentin.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 4 Jul 2012, 9:34, Reply)

fuck off shortarse

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Wed 4 Jul 2012, 9:35, Reply)

Such sapient wit from such a fuckwit.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 4 Jul 2012, 9:36, Reply)

yes, i should be more witty, like you
and reply "Shut up, Battered" to your every post.

You short, overly aggressive, sad twat
(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Wed 4 Jul 2012, 9:39, Reply)

Shut up, both of you. It's like watching two mongs squabbling over a play-doh sandwich.

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Wed 4 Jul 2012, 9:38, Reply)

morning stunned

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Wed 4 Jul 2012, 9:39, Reply)

Morning to you.
Is Trace looking hot today?
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Wed 4 Jul 2012, 9:42, Reply)

she only seems to be doing tuesdays at the moment
she still makes an effort, looks good, good body, but a gail tylsely face

not the end of the world, but still
(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Wed 4 Jul 2012, 9:43, Reply)

*gail tilsley shudders*
Still, you can't see her mush when you are hurting her from behind in the disabled ladies toilet, eh?
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Wed 4 Jul 2012, 9:45, Reply)

we don't have a ladies toilet
and she loves malc, not me

in that photo of not-me that i uploaded, malc was on the right. he's a pretty cunt
(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Wed 4 Jul 2012, 9:46, Reply)

I hear it's more about personality, Quints.

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Wed 4 Jul 2012, 9:49, Reply)

he's got one of them too!
:'(
(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Wed 4 Jul 2012, 9:49, Reply)

Only considerably less sexy.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 4 Jul 2012, 9:39, Reply)

aw hey, i can dress as a jigaboo if it helps?

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Wed 4 Jul 2012, 9:40, Reply)

Ugh. No thanks.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 4 Jul 2012, 9:45, Reply)

(jazz hands)

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Wed 4 Jul 2012, 9:46, Reply)

Mammy?

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Wed 4 Jul 2012, 9:50, Reply)

Erm, if you mean the "magnetic portal" stuff
I think it's important to point out that this has absolutely fuck all to do with what sci-fi fans call "portals" except in the sense that it contains the same 6 letters in the same order.
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Wed 4 Jul 2012, 9:42, Reply)

you mean i won't be able to kick myself in the arse?

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Wed 4 Jul 2012, 9:45, Reply)

Probably not
well, not unless you really do have multiple accounts.
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Wed 4 Jul 2012, 9:48, Reply)

dozens, badge
litterally like a hundrerd or more
(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Wed 4 Jul 2012, 9:49, Reply)