I just had my Kinder Egg Monts
I got this little orange alien thing with one eye, fucking gutted man. Also, the chocolate doesn't taste like it used to. AND, fucking AND you can't even split the yellow egg that holds the toy in two and fire the cap off at someone, IT@S FUCKING ATTACHED THE BASTARDS!
( Reginald Donkeyfuck, Wed 4 Jul 2012, 11:03, 2 replies, latest was 13 years ago)

grow up. kill yourself.

( mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Wed 4 Jul 2012, 11:04, Reply)

There was no need for that, what's your problem Hamish?

( Reginald Donkeyfuck, Wed 4 Jul 2012, 11:05, Reply)

oh man, that's well LOL!

( mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Wed 4 Jul 2012, 11:08, Reply)

Nothing else going on is there?

( Reginald Donkeyfuck, Wed 4 Jul 2012, 11:10, Reply)

forum banter.

( mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Wed 4 Jul 2012, 11:11, Reply)

Do we have to wait for the growing up part?
Can't they just get right to the killing themselves part?
( Peej, Wed 4 Jul 2012, 11:06, Reply)

good point, well made.

( mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Wed 4 Jul 2012, 11:08, Reply)

Thanks, can I drop a train on John Power now?

( Peej, Wed 4 Jul 2012, 11:10, Reply)

have fun with it.

( mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Wed 4 Jul 2012, 11:12, Reply)

I know the lids are attached
because my daughter has a toy kitchen in which she uses them as 'eggs' for 'cooking'.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 4 Jul 2012, 11:11, Reply)

How does she like her "eggs"?

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Wed 4 Jul 2012, 11:13, Reply)

fertilised!

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Wed 4 Jul 2012, 11:20, Reply)

Awful!

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 4 Jul 2012, 11:23, Reply)