Nah I just had a fuckload of work on and wasn't especially fussed about b3ta
Neither of these things have actually changed, no idea why I'm here really
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 4 Jul 2012, 13:15, 2 replies, latest was 13 years ago)

To pick up men.

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 4 Jul 2012, 13:17, Reply)

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(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 4 Jul 2012, 13:21, Reply)

Look, do you want my number or not?

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 4 Jul 2012, 13:23, Reply)

Oh fo sho
No gay man worthy of his salt would turn down an in-his-prime Oscar Wilde, and you are clearly this generation's equivalent. "To pick up men", I mean seriously, gets me every time. Genius doesn't even come close.
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 4 Jul 2012, 13:26, Reply)

I'm easily as good looking as I'm original and funny too!

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 4 Jul 2012, 13:32, Reply)

You're the lovechild of Brad Pitt and Audrey Hepburn?
Impressive
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 4 Jul 2012, 13:37, Reply)

I'm not sure which part of this is funniest
The striking originality or the suggestion that there are any men worth picking up on the internet. 50something hairy-backed truckers called Geoff with powerful delusions of adequacy and deeply troubling reality issues aren't my bag, cheers
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 4 Jul 2012, 13:22, Reply)

so if they were fit you'd be well going for it then.

( mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Wed 4 Jul 2012, 13:23, Reply)

Yeah man
If you can provide a picture of yourself posting on b3ta and holding a copy of today's paper then I'll judge it on its individual merits
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 4 Jul 2012, 13:25, Reply)

( mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Wed 4 Jul 2012, 13:29, Reply)

*falls off chair*
I'll be on the next train to WHEREVER THE HELL YOU ARE
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 4 Jul 2012, 13:34, Reply)

It's the striking originality. Final answer.
Definitely the first, and easily the best, gay joke made at my expense, ever. Tangles is the yardstick, brethren
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 4 Jul 2012, 13:23, Reply)

www.b3ta.com/questions/offtopic/post1662088
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 4 Jul 2012, 13:23, Reply)

I swear you flounced once when someone said they wouldn't fuck your misses.
Which is a bit silly 'cus ample bosoms aren't really that important for a one off.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Wed 4 Jul 2012, 13:33, Reply)

The point about me being immune to the barbed wit of the internet was obviously a joke sweetie ;-)
My record in this field is less than exemplary
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 4 Jul 2012, 13:36, Reply)