if you were all gay there would be more women for me to console myself with.
As it is I'm left with the ones Battered hasn't knocked up and then been forced to marry.
(Bazongaloid, Wed 4 Jul 2012, 21:21, 2 replies, latest was 13 years ago)

When I die I want to come back as louie Spence

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Wed 4 Jul 2012, 21:24, Reply)

I want to come back as a pineapple.

(Bazongaloid, Wed 4 Jul 2012, 21:27, Reply)

Pineapples don't hit back
It's like a finger pointing to the heavens, dont look at the finger or you shall miss alll that heavenly glory
( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Wed 4 Jul 2012, 21:30, Reply)

Erm... that's not quite correct and you know this.
I proposed. She said yes. We started trying for a kid straight away as Ms Battered was 36 at the time, her sister had had to have IVF and we didn't know how long it would take for her to conceive. Turns out she conceived almost immediately, we then pulled the wedding date forward from October to June, as she wanted to be married before our daughter was born.

You, on the other hand, seem to be married but haven't yet become a parent. This could be because you & your wife have decided to wait, but I suspect it's got more to do with you spending so much time digging holes it's rendered you infertile.

Apologies to others for the repetition of me explaining this before.
( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 4 Jul 2012, 21:32, Reply)

Yeah, of course that's right. I totally believe you.

(Bazongaloid, Wed 4 Jul 2012, 21:33, Reply)