A friend of mine got a serious battering and was in hospital for almost a month. They broke his leg so we used to wheel him out to the forest area for a dooby every evening. He was pissing and shitting through a tube for a while.
(ThunderCuntThePendejo officially less shit than NakedApe, Thu 5 Jul 2012, 15:16, 2 replies, latest was 13 years ago)

I'm sorry about that
but he did spill his semen on my poof.
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Thu 5 Jul 2012, 15:17, Reply)

Fractured cheekbone and eight stitches in my eye

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 5 Jul 2012, 15:17, Reply)

Not too bad at all really. What did you do to warrant the attack?
(ThunderCuntThePendejo officially less shit than NakedApe, Thu 5 Jul 2012, 15:19, Reply)

I viciously walked down my own street

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 5 Jul 2012, 15:19, Reply)

You selfish prick, didn;t you know that it wasn't your turf?
(ThunderCuntThePendejo officially less shit than NakedApe, Thu 5 Jul 2012, 15:21, Reply)

I know now
/starvestodeath
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 5 Jul 2012, 15:25, Reply)