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(, Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
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surprisingly, as I'm such a mouthy and irritating prick
I have never been physically attacked. Last time I came close was in a Morrison's supermarket, some cunt walked in to my trolley and had a go at me. I told him to fuck off and if he didn't want to look like a prick in public he should have stayed at home and looked like a prick there instead. He looked like he was going to punch me so I just walked away.

True story.
(, Thu 5 Jul 2012, 15:24, 5 replies, latest was 13 years ago)
Needs more roundhouse kicks

(, Thu 5 Jul 2012, 15:26, Reply)
there was no violence involved.
Just a mouthy wanker and the other guy.
(, Thu 5 Jul 2012, 15:28, Reply)
I'd have put you down.
Then made you eat microwave mash and salad cream out of my arse crack.
(, Thu 5 Jul 2012, 15:26, Reply)
I've only ever been properly attacked once
Which was fun.
(, Thu 5 Jul 2012, 15:26, Reply)

I would have reacted badly to that. One Barry leaves, another rises in his place.
(, Thu 5 Jul 2012, 15:27, Reply)
srsly, the best bit was walking away
He must have been frustrated as fuck.
(, Thu 5 Jul 2012, 15:29, Reply)

I would have at least lobbed the heaviest thing in my trolley at you, can of beans to the back of the head.
(, Thu 5 Jul 2012, 15:30, Reply)
Your left breast?

(, Thu 5 Jul 2012, 15:32, Reply)

I bet you do all your shopping online then delete it don't ya?
(, Thu 5 Jul 2012, 15:33, Reply)
If I can.

(, Thu 5 Jul 2012, 15:39, Reply)
I was the bigger man.
You would beat me on that fo sho.
(, Thu 5 Jul 2012, 15:33, Reply)
They probably think 'I couldn't hit a child'

(, Thu 5 Jul 2012, 15:40, Reply)

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