True story this time
When I was in hospital there was an old guy across from me clearly moments from death. 3 days later he went home as all that was wrong with him was a urinary tract infection. I however had to stay for 12 days. Even the guy who had a double knee replacement walked out after two days. Old cunts can fuck off.
( Peej, Thu 5 Jul 2012, 15:46, 1 reply, 13 years ago)

Did you get a medal for being a brave little soldier?

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Thu 5 Jul 2012, 15:52, Reply)

No but I got a soapy handjob from Gabby Logan

( Peej, Thu 5 Jul 2012, 15:58, Reply)

Kenny

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 5 Jul 2012, 15:58, Reply)

That was Monty. Sorry to be the bearer....

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Thu 5 Jul 2012, 15:59, Reply)

Nah
Monty's are better
( Peej, Thu 5 Jul 2012, 16:00, Reply)

logan looks like she'd have a sturdy grip

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Thu 5 Jul 2012, 16:01, Reply)

She went to the school down the road from mine, fact fans.
They were our sworn enemies, so no handjob for me :(
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 5 Jul 2012, 16:03, Reply)

+ because my penis is too small for anyone to grasp.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Thu 5 Jul 2012, 16:06, Reply)

why are you thinking about tangles penis, battered?

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Thu 5 Jul 2012, 16:08, Reply)

It's all he ever thinks about.

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 5 Jul 2012, 16:10, Reply)

I think the diminutive size of my penis was pretty irrelevant.
It was enough of a challenge to get a girl of my own age who attended the same school as me.
She was three years older and went to a different school.
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 5 Jul 2012, 16:10, Reply)