1. Stop winding yourself up about any potential consequences of this. As yet, there aren't any.
2. Don't reply to texts or emails, unless they are civil.
3. Keep a diary of each time there is an 'issue'. Record as much detail as you can.
4. Keep all text messages and emails, you may need to demonstrate her lack of co-operation at some point in the future.
5. Understand you are allowed to be frustrated. The key is how to manage that frustration. Phone me if you need to instead of shouting at her.
6. Come & get drunk with me & Stunned at some point soon.

Alternatively, just kill yourself.
( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Fri 6 Jul 2012, 9:34, 7 replies, latest was 13 years ago)

The short voice of reason

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 6 Jul 2012, 9:38, Reply)

tl:dr

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 6 Jul 2012, 9:39, Reply)

too many big words for you?

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Fri 6 Jul 2012, 9:41, Reply)

No, not enough.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 6 Jul 2012, 9:47, Reply)

Try it like this then
I. Prohibere curvis te usque de aliqua potentia consequuntur. Adhuc non sunt.
II. Auctoritates vel sodales non respondere, nisi civilis.
III. Servare commentarius de singulis tempore est 'exitum'. Commemorare tantum detail ut potest.
IV. Custodire text nuntius et sodales, ut opus demonstrare eius defectum co-operationem ad punctum in futurum.
V. Licere intellexi frustrari. Clavem est quam ad curo quod preoccupo. Phone me si opus ad pro clamore eius.
VI. Venit & inebriari me & luctu ad punctum mox.

E, iustus occidere te.
( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Fri 6 Jul 2012, 9:52, Reply)

The return translation is almost poetic.
1. Consequent upon thee, even because of some power to prohibit the curves. Yet they are not.
2. Or members of the authorities he did not answer, but before the law.
3. Keep a record of each time there is a 'way out'. Can only mention that detail.
4. To keep the text, and members of the news that I may need to show that his lack of co-operation to the point in the future.
5. Understood to be frustrated. The key is how to manage that frustration. Phone me if you need to cry for her.
6. Come and get drunk and I grief to the point soon.

E, just to kill you.
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 6 Jul 2012, 9:57, Reply)

Leah Betts lols at the end.

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 6 Jul 2012, 9:57, Reply)

hahaha!

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 6 Jul 2012, 9:58, Reply)

Stunned becomes 'grief'. Hahahahaha.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Fri 6 Jul 2012, 10:00, Reply)

THAT'S MORE LIKE IT!

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 6 Jul 2012, 9:57, Reply)

I always wondered what the Latin for phone was

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 6 Jul 2012, 9:58, Reply)

It is a Greek word, is it not?

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 6 Jul 2012, 9:59, Reply)

telephonium

( Peej, Fri 6 Jul 2012, 10:10, Reply)

7. MTFU.

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Fri 6 Jul 2012, 9:39, Reply)

8. Listen to some Sadcore, they understand your pain

(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Fri 6 Jul 2012, 9:42, Reply)

It speaks to my soul, man

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 6 Jul 2012, 9:44, Reply)

Last night I accused a friend of mine of being emo when we were at school together and emo now we're in our thirties
Shan't be hearing from him for a while I fancy
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Fri 6 Jul 2012, 9:45, Reply)

You have flouncy friends then
Morning Darth
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 6 Jul 2012, 9:48, Reply)

Morning Sporters
Never asked you how the Pearl Jam gig was
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Fri 6 Jul 2012, 10:01, Reply)

9. Bite your tongue
She is spoiling for a fight. Don't give her one. Or a fight
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 6 Jul 2012, 9:43, Reply)

10. Make more lists.

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 6 Jul 2012, 9:52, Reply)

11. CUNT PUNCH

( Peej, Fri 6 Jul 2012, 9:56, Reply)