Yeah' man, I'm _that_ good with the ladies.
*does a little sick in my mouth*
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Fri 6 Jul 2012, 18:48, 1 reply, 13 years ago)

blueagh
that was not the way I expected that conversation to go

but hey, did you call that girl? Didn't you have a date the other day, too?
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Fri 6 Jul 2012, 18:48, Reply)

I don't know what to do 'cus I think the girl I'm seeing at the moment likes me and I would hate to be stupid if she does.
I just had my hair cut and it went from being "Oh shit, this looks crap" to "Oh wow, this looks awesome" and back again about 4 times. It ended up being exactly what I asked for, which was totally to oppersite of what I meant.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Fri 6 Jul 2012, 18:53, Reply)

when are you seeing her next, then
and how do you intend to extract the information about whether she likes you or not? Do you like her? Do you like the other girl more?
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Fri 6 Jul 2012, 18:57, Reply)

He should tell her he has his own bomb making facilities.
If that don't work, go LARP'ing and tell her its his terror training camp
( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Fri 6 Jul 2012, 19:07, Reply)

I'm 100% gonna ask her when I see her next weekend. Gonna put candles out and cook lobster.
so they'll be no doubt what so ever.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Fri 6 Jul 2012, 19:12, Reply)

SHELLFISH?

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Fri 6 Jul 2012, 19:13, Reply)

nice one
although I'm not sure it's possible to eat lobster all sexy like. There's too much cracking and tearing involved
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Fri 6 Jul 2012, 19:21, Reply)

and if this resembles your sex life
you should never tell it here
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Fri 6 Jul 2012, 19:22, Reply)