I'm in a pub in York
The mrs has gone to look at handbags and left me watching the tennis. I've already identified all of Dozers favourite pubs though I've yet to actually go into one yet. They all look like decent boozers, so I'll state this on the record "Dozer has good taste in drinking establishments, even if his musical taste is questionable."

I've yet to see a really angry scottish man who wants to stab me, but there is still another day to go.

Can Andy really do it?
(Bazongaloid, Sun 8 Jul 2012, 15:45, 34 replies, latest was 13 years ago)

The way Federer is playing
Andy can win it.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 8 Jul 2012, 15:52, Reply)

that's what I reckon too.

(Bazongaloid, Sun 8 Jul 2012, 15:56, Reply)

What booze have you got
And is Dozer going to meet you for a pint?
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 8 Jul 2012, 16:08, Reply)

I'm drinking sixpence bitter, and he said he wouldn't meet me because he won't like me.
He also asserted that I wouldn't like him, but as you know Jeff, since I like you, being a twat is no barrier to being my friend.
(Bazongaloid, Sun 8 Jul 2012, 16:24, Reply)

There are many fine boozers in York
And Dozer sounds like he's from the West Country more than Scotland, so you may have encountered him without knowing it.
( The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Sun 8 Jul 2012, 16:33, Reply)

Sixpence Bitter
It's certainly cheap up north.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 8 Jul 2012, 17:06, Reply)

actually, you can get a pint in York city centre for £1.60

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Sun 8 Jul 2012, 17:30, Reply)

You'd be lucky to get a half for that down here.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 8 Jul 2012, 17:47, Reply)

it's only in one pub. The Hansom Cab, and all sorts of lowlives drink in there.

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Sun 8 Jul 2012, 17:50, Reply)

If Han Solo drank in York
It sounds like it would be his sort of pub.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 8 Jul 2012, 17:57, Reply)

I drank in there the last time I was in York.

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Sun 8 Jul 2012, 18:46, Reply)

Also, you could pay the.same.price
for.the same beer in London. Sam Smith's pubs have a national pricing policy.
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Sun 8 Jul 2012, 18:51, Reply)

which pub are you in?
And if you spot it, the Lamb and Lion has one of the best beer gardens in town.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Sun 8 Jul 2012, 16:35, Reply)

I walked past that one this morning.
I'm not telling where I am, I don't like being stabbed.
(Bazongaloid, Sun 8 Jul 2012, 16:47, Reply)

I'm safely ensconced at home in Holgate.
So where have you been? And where did you eat?
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Sun 8 Jul 2012, 16:52, Reply)

I just had steak and chips, followed by sticky toffee pudding
it were girt lush. As it should be, it cost me £66 with drinks.

It was the Platonic Ideal of steak though.
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Sun 8 Jul 2012, 17:17, Reply)

Sixty six quid for steak and chips!!!!

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 8 Jul 2012, 17:48, Reply)

the best steak and chips ever Jeff

( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Sun 8 Jul 2012, 17:49, Reply)

That best be a tripple cooked chips and chatoux briand wagu kobie with a sauce made from Rouge River Blue.

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Sun 8 Jul 2012, 17:53, Reply)

OH GOD I WANT A STEAK AND BLUE CHEESE SANDWICH FOR SUPPER NOW

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Sun 8 Jul 2012, 17:53, Reply)

Triple cooked chips and a 400g rib-eye with stilton hollandaise
followed by drunken sticky toffee pudding with clotted cream. And an apple brandy to settle the stomach after.
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Sun 8 Jul 2012, 18:03, Reply)

Yeah', right now I think I can admit that there is no meal I'd rather have on the planet right now, except perhaps lobster.

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Sun 8 Jul 2012, 18:10, Reply)

Oh f'ck you, I'm hullishing over the throught of a steak and bluecheese sandwich now.
For both our sakes Waitrose best be open.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Sun 8 Jul 2012, 18:18, Reply)

Totally am eating a blue cheese and rib-eye sandwich now

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Sun 8 Jul 2012, 19:36, Reply)

\o/

( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Sun 8 Jul 2012, 20:05, Reply)

Fuck me
Did that come off a gold plated cow with platignum potatoes?

I don't mind paying good money for good food but that's a bit daft.
( The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Sun 8 Jul 2012, 17:54, Reply)

it was lovely though
thehawksmoor.com/locations/spitalfields
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Sun 8 Jul 2012, 18:06, Reply)

alright al

( Lisette von Falcon, Sun 8 Jul 2012, 18:12, Reply)

FUCK OFF TIM!

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 8 Jul 2012, 18:16, Reply)

Did he lose? is he Scottish again?
(ThunderCuntThePendejo officially less shit than NakedApe, Sun 8 Jul 2012, 18:24, Reply)

yes and yes

( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Sun 8 Jul 2012, 18:30, Reply)

I just had some vegetarian kedgeree
Or vegeree, if you will.
It was alright.

Andrew hates you Al. I'm not sure why.
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Sun 8 Jul 2012, 18:59, Reply)

wtf is that?
Are you one of them vegans?
( Lisette von Falcon, Sun 8 Jul 2012, 19:16, Reply)

Not at all
I am one of those vegetarians.
You know, the less hypocritical ones who don't eat fish.
It did have egg in it. I'm not a complete cunt.
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Sun 8 Jul 2012, 19:54, Reply)