Solitary brother is there still a part of you that wants to live?
Alt: I just read a story about a Polish man who went into Zizzis on The Strand and lopped his own knob off. Blue plaque pending, presumably.
( Reginald Donkeyfuck, Mon 9 Jul 2012, 10:48, 5 replies, latest was 13 years ago)

Link please.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Mon 9 Jul 2012, 10:48, Reply)

www.shadyoldlady.com/location.php?loc=856
( Reginald Donkeyfuck, Mon 9 Jul 2012, 10:50, Reply)

Ha ha.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Mon 9 Jul 2012, 10:51, Reply)

www.metro.co.uk/news/46391-man-cut-off-penis-in-pizza-restaurant
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Mon 9 Jul 2012, 10:51, Reply)

Are you going to use this as a branding exercise?

(PsychoChomp, Mon 9 Jul 2012, 10:52, Reply)

No, but might make some cutting remarks though.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Mon 9 Jul 2012, 10:53, Reply)

i preferred that story about teh guy who pulled a gun on live TV

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Mon 9 Jul 2012, 10:54, Reply)

Zizzi, we'll do anything to get you extra sausage

(PsychoChomp, Mon 9 Jul 2012, 10:58, Reply)

he did a who in the what now?
why'd he wanna go and do a thing like dat?
(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Mon 9 Jul 2012, 10:49, Reply)

the funniest thing about that is that in some European languages
(Possibly including Polish), 'zizi' is a slang word for penis.

Well, it made me lol.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Mon 9 Jul 2012, 10:50, Reply)

dude, it was like 5 years ago
news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/6586879.stm
(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Mon 9 Jul 2012, 10:50, Reply)

Yes, things that have happened tend to be not happening now...or now...or, fucks sake

( Reginald Donkeyfuck, Mon 9 Jul 2012, 10:52, Reply)

i know, but i thought when you mentioned it it was a recent newstory
if you'd said 'hey guys remember in 2007 when that guy cut off his cock' i'd have still been :O

but just now I was :O 'omg! i was only there just the other day!'
(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Mon 9 Jul 2012, 10:53, Reply)

'just read'
thought that would do, my apologies for forgetting about the autistic hurdles you have to complete before posting here
( Reginald Donkeyfuck, Mon 9 Jul 2012, 10:55, Reply)

I JUST WANTED A LITTLE CLARIFICATION
THERE IS NO NEED TO BE MEAN
(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Mon 9 Jul 2012, 10:59, Reply)

The food is THAT appalling?

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Mon 9 Jul 2012, 10:50, Reply)

Alright Stunned? What are your views on sheds?

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Mon 9 Jul 2012, 10:52, Reply)

I like 'em.
If I had a bigger garden, I'd have one. It'd have to have all the mod cons though. Sky Plus. At least one fridge. Sherry.
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Mon 9 Jul 2012, 10:54, Reply)

Mine will have a fridge and wifi.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Mon 9 Jul 2012, 10:55, Reply)

Lots of grass.

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Mon 9 Jul 2012, 10:57, Reply)

I live on the 6th floor,
and cannot have a shed. We had a greenhouse for a while, but it blew away.
(Bear Pookie The Frankly Challenged. Halloween is coming to town., Mon 9 Jul 2012, 11:00, Reply)

Time to move. A chap needs a shed.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Mon 9 Jul 2012, 11:00, Reply)

Well to keep my home brew and porn in.
Shedless :(
(Bear Pookie The Frankly Challenged. Halloween is coming to town., Mon 9 Jul 2012, 11:01, Reply)

Thanks Luca

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 9 Jul 2012, 11:01, Reply)

The pepperoni portions are so stingy it's the only way to get a decent amount of sausage on your pizza.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 9 Jul 2012, 10:55, Reply)