I remember as a lad when our shed was stolen.
We eventually found it in the grounds of a shopping center. As we still had the key we opened it to find that it was full of contact lenses and glasses frames. It was all very confusing until we realised;

Shed had gone to specsavers.
(PsychoChomp, Mon 9 Jul 2012, 13:40, 4 replies, latest was 13 years ago)

I hope you die.

( mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Mon 9 Jul 2012, 13:41, Reply)

FFS

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Mon 9 Jul 2012, 13:41, Reply)

i'm gazzing this to the baroness
you'll be single again come dinner time
(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Mon 9 Jul 2012, 13:46, Reply)

serves him right

( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Mon 9 Jul 2012, 13:47, Reply)

one of B3ta's other, many, eligible batchelors will snap her up in no time, TLiC

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Mon 9 Jul 2012, 13:48, Reply)

I hear she does a dirty pierre for a tenner.

( mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Mon 9 Jul 2012, 13:49, Reply)

do i need to know what a dirty pierre is?

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Mon 9 Jul 2012, 13:55, Reply)

Kroney's dating pseudonym

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 9 Jul 2012, 13:56, Reply)

it might help

( mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Mon 9 Jul 2012, 13:57, Reply)

oh the horror!

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Mon 9 Jul 2012, 14:03, Reply)

No, save your innocence

( The Baroness The Harlot Pimpernel, Mon 9 Jul 2012, 14:07, Reply)

Hello the baroness

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 9 Jul 2012, 14:12, Reply)

Good afternoon Naked Ape
*curtseys, resumes lurking until someone says her name three times into a mirror*
( The Baroness The Harlot Pimpernel, Mon 9 Jul 2012, 14:15, Reply)

What brings you to these fair shores?

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 9 Jul 2012, 14:17, Reply)

Making sure Chompy behaves himself.

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 9 Jul 2012, 14:21, Reply)

let's face it, it's not for any of the /offtopic content

( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Mon 9 Jul 2012, 14:26, Reply)

she's dumped chomp and she's after new meat
sort your hair out, lyon
(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Mon 9 Jul 2012, 14:27, Reply)

i've been booked in for a make over at a beauty salon, I mean what are the chances
it's gonna take more than just one session I reckon
( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Mon 9 Jul 2012, 14:34, Reply)

no way, you're the gerard butler of Off Topic

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Mon 9 Jul 2012, 14:35, Reply)

No fat chix
:(
( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Mon 9 Jul 2012, 14:37, Reply)

I moved a shed, that keeps girls interested for a good 8 days.

(PsychoChomp, Mon 9 Jul 2012, 14:32, Reply)

in both photos i saw you were standing there watching

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Mon 9 Jul 2012, 14:33, Reply)

I was HOLDING THE SHED in the first photo you fool.

(PsychoChomp, Mon 9 Jul 2012, 14:34, Reply)

that wasn't the shed
that was your arse!
(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Mon 9 Jul 2012, 14:35, Reply)

What's it called when a girl white knights a man?
Thinking chesswise I can only assume it's called "White Queening".
( The Baroness The Harlot Pimpernel, Mon 9 Jul 2012, 14:43, Reply)

it's called
White 'your boyfriend is a weak man child who needs a woman to fight his battles'
(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Mon 9 Jul 2012, 14:45, Reply)

That's not very catchy :(((((((

( The Baroness The Harlot Pimpernel, Mon 9 Jul 2012, 14:52, Reply)

hahaha!

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Mon 9 Jul 2012, 14:53, Reply)

you were too late, B
I googled it and its to do with pulling out dowstairs hairs, holding them to your face like a moustache and going 'haw-hee haw-hee-haw'
(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Mon 9 Jul 2012, 14:23, Reply)

What do people who live in bungalows do?

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 9 Jul 2012, 14:24, Reply)

play bridge and eat mint imperials?

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Mon 9 Jul 2012, 14:25, Reply)

Cheers Quentin, you're a mate!

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 9 Jul 2012, 14:27, Reply)

Quentin: helpful young man, handsome and sophist
winner of 3 academy awards
(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Mon 9 Jul 2012, 14:29, Reply)

it's just a pity you were mean about the baroness earlier or you'd be odds on favourite

( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Mon 9 Jul 2012, 14:42, Reply)

I already have a girlfriend
and she's one lucky cunt, i can tell you
(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Mon 9 Jul 2012, 14:43, Reply)

clever sad git.
(ThunderCuntThePendejo officially less shit than NakedApe, Mon 9 Jul 2012, 13:49, Reply)