It's Hola ACTUALLY

( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Mon 9 Jul 2012, 20:27, 3 replies, latest was 13 years ago)

one of those evenings then

( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Mon 9 Jul 2012, 20:32, Reply)

yeah that's right, I'm playing Normski for one night only, and I'm just getting warmed up here

( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Mon 9 Jul 2012, 20:34, Reply)

i always misheard that lyric in that song as 'Chomsky'
made for a more interesting concept
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Mon 9 Jul 2012, 20:37, Reply)

nothing can ever beat normski's house party
nothing
( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Mon 9 Jul 2012, 20:40, Reply)

You're old, things move on.
(ThunderCuntThePendejo officially less shit than NakedApe, Mon 9 Jul 2012, 20:34, Reply)

and yet I can still run after the ice cream van faster than you

( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Mon 9 Jul 2012, 20:38, Reply)

Showing your age there old man. Internet shopping FTW.
(ThunderCuntThePendejo officially less shit than NakedApe, Mon 9 Jul 2012, 20:41, Reply)

it's like you never leave the bedroom in your parents house
except by prior arrangement with the Bristol Fire Service
( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Mon 9 Jul 2012, 20:43, Reply)

Well obviously seeing as I don't live in Bristol or with my parents. Don't you have goats to terrify Rory?
(ThunderCuntThePendejo officially less shit than NakedApe, Mon 9 Jul 2012, 20:46, Reply)

chillax bruv, i'm speculating on the internet, that's how it works

( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Mon 9 Jul 2012, 20:49, Reply)

And I'm just playing my part in your therapy session.
(ThunderCuntThePendejo officially less shit than NakedApe, Mon 9 Jul 2012, 20:52, Reply)

I grow more as a human being every day

( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Mon 9 Jul 2012, 20:55, Reply)

One day you will have that Sunday afternoon day release job at Somerfield Rory! one day! don't let the dream die
(ThunderCuntThePendejo officially less shit than NakedApe, Mon 9 Jul 2012, 20:57, Reply)

i'm on day release already, like every day, imagine that

( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Mon 9 Jul 2012, 21:01, Reply)

that terrifies me.
(ThunderCuntThePendejo officially less shit than NakedApe, Mon 9 Jul 2012, 21:04, Reply)

It's challah ACTUALLY
google it.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Mon 9 Jul 2012, 20:46, Reply)

that looks alright Gonz

( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Mon 9 Jul 2012, 20:53, Reply)

I swear down man, it's the best white all-perpous bread you can get.
I don't know why you white boys don't take that shit up.

Actually, I don't want to be Silversburg The Super Jew here, but for dinner tonight I'm deciding between one of my own inventions, a McJew* and a smoked salmon bagel.


* Bagel, fried salt beef, potato ludka.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Mon 9 Jul 2012, 20:57, Reply)

AGH FUCK, I FORGOT THE CHRAIN, MY LITTLE JEWISH EQUVILENT TO 'CHILI SORSS BOSS'.
I'll have to have the smoked salmon one tonight.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Mon 9 Jul 2012, 20:58, Reply)

I got my first ever brick lane bagel a few weeks ago, that shit was lush

( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Mon 9 Jul 2012, 21:00, Reply)

That shit be real, I dont' know how the supermarkets get away with their crap.
Don't understand why I wasn't invited to Brick Lane with you though
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Mon 9 Jul 2012, 22:12, Reply)