So, I was hesitant to post this for obvious reasons, but am going to anyway.
I am coming home next month for my stepdads 60th (surprise!)birthday. We'll be in Hull from August 17th-20th, London from the 23rd-26th. If anyone wants to meet "the real me", let me know.
(nolongernuts, Tue 10 Jul 2012, 2:22, 7 replies, latest was 13 years ago)

Wow. I was just reading one of your stories in AB's archive.
just. wow.
(Poppet some assembly required., Tue 10 Jul 2012, 7:04, Reply)

There is some pure genius in there

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 10 Jul 2012, 7:50, Reply)

I just feel a bit used.
I took her at her word not realising she was a sock puppet and got completely sucked in. I do not like being deliberately lied to. Fictional entries on QOTW are one thing, being a complete freak is another.

And yes, the Archive is hilarious. Been laughing all afternoon.
(Poppet some assembly required., Tue 10 Jul 2012, 8:19, Reply)

Not a fucking chance. Why on earth would anyone want to meet you? Mind you, there aren't many opportunities to see circus freak shows I suppose so someone might.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Tue 10 Jul 2012, 7:47, Reply)

Will there be any cat throwing?
Either way have 'fun' in Hull, I suspect California is sunnier
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 10 Jul 2012, 7:49, Reply)

I'm ambivalent
but it's Hull, so no.
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Tue 10 Jul 2012, 9:27, Reply)

i bet "hull" doesn't even really exist

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Tue 10 Jul 2012, 10:28, Reply)