the skin is all tangy and tasty.
best part of the kiwi.
(Poppet some assembly required., Tue 10 Jul 2012, 14:11, 1 reply, 13 years ago)

you gobble kiwis?

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Tue 10 Jul 2012, 14:11, Reply)

sure do.
I just love shoving them into my mouth and sucking on the tasty flesh away from the skin and then picking all the seeds out of my teeth afterwards.
(Poppet some assembly required., Tue 10 Jul 2012, 14:13, Reply)

Perve

(PsychoChomp, Tue 10 Jul 2012, 14:14, Reply)

:O
hey you're australian, i was a comedy club a while abck and that aussie comic brendan something was on, and he just kept shouting at people in a threatening manner and wasn't very funny at all.

what's the deal with that?
(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Tue 10 Jul 2012, 14:14, Reply)

can she also explain what's been happening in Summer Bay to us whilst she's at it

( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Tue 10 Jul 2012, 14:17, Reply)

Fuck no, I don't watch that tripe.

(Poppet some assembly required., Tue 10 Jul 2012, 14:19, Reply)

:(

( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Tue 10 Jul 2012, 14:19, Reply)

if you want to know what's happening in aussie soaps
just watch hollyoaks under a tanning lamp
(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Tue 10 Jul 2012, 14:23, Reply)

also my girlfriend's niece did some of the photography at her brother's wedding the other week
and i just added her on facebook but she hasn't uploaded the photos, could she have a word with her please?
(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Tue 10 Jul 2012, 14:19, Reply)

I have no idea.
I would like to point out, I'm throughly ashamed of most of the other 23 million aussies. We have a reputation as racist and loud and bogan twats, and I'm ashamed to say that a lot of people here have earnt that title thoroughly.

I apologise for Brendan, and hope you enjoy some of the actually decent stuff that comes out of Australia - like Hamish and Andy, or Masterchef.
(Poppet some assembly required., Tue 10 Jul 2012, 14:18, Reply)

"bogan"?

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Tue 10 Jul 2012, 14:20, Reply)

Australian for chav

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 10 Jul 2012, 14:22, Reply)

Worse than chav.
though less stabby.
(Poppet some assembly required., Tue 10 Jul 2012, 14:23, Reply)

you're totally boganning me off

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Tue 10 Jul 2012, 14:24, Reply)

nope, I'm brushing you off.

(Poppet some assembly required., Tue 10 Jul 2012, 14:26, Reply)

Bog-an-us

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Tue 10 Jul 2012, 14:28, Reply)

+ Craig McLachlan

( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Tue 10 Jul 2012, 14:21, Reply)

I had to google him.
I wish I hadn't.
(Poppet some assembly required., Tue 10 Jul 2012, 14:23, Reply)

Hey, moaner
Oooh, Moaner
(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Tue 10 Jul 2012, 14:23, Reply)

Did you self sauce everywhere?

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 10 Jul 2012, 14:24, Reply)

Nope.

(Poppet some assembly required., Tue 10 Jul 2012, 14:26, Reply)

Masterchef started in Britain.

(PsychoChomp, Tue 10 Jul 2012, 14:27, Reply)

Who would cook a dish like this?

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 10 Jul 2012, 14:33, Reply)

He does funny bit about foreplay

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 10 Jul 2012, 14:23, Reply)

he didn't on this night

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Tue 10 Jul 2012, 14:28, Reply)