have you ever been stalked? had a crazy ex girlfriend or boyfriend?
this is probably worse: www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-us-canada-18778414
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 10 Jul 2012, 13:49, 92 replies, latest was 13 years ago)

stalkers are weird. get a life. a proper one.
there is a link on your link to an article about ridiculed names. see classic comment: "I'm Jonny Large, yet I'm 5ft 5in tall. I've always been short, just to keep the irony consistent across my life time. "

i've always been short? what a stupid comment. like he could have been really tall, but then shrunk.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 10 Jul 2012, 13:55, Reply)

Those names aren't even that bad
I went to school with a Richard Ramsbottom, which was pretty bad. The best one I've seen is still either Sarah Pitchfork, or Dong Mingazhu.
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Tue 10 Jul 2012, 13:58, Reply)

Mike Cox x 2
Paul Daniels x 2

All people I know
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 10 Jul 2012, 14:12, Reply)

You only know four people?

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 10 Jul 2012, 14:15, Reply)

Yeah, bitches be tripping.
At least the shark can't get out of the water.
(PsychoChomp, Tue 10 Jul 2012, 13:56, Reply)

Oof, fucking hell
Although, that kayak has reminded me of this, which cracked me up when I saw it.
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Tue 10 Jul 2012, 13:56, Reply)

BOING!

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 10 Jul 2012, 14:13, Reply)

SPLAT!

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Tue 10 Jul 2012, 14:13, Reply)

Nothing to see here, move along.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 10 Jul 2012, 13:57, Reply)

Oh Monts, I haven't upset you have I?

(Poppet some assembly required., Tue 10 Jul 2012, 13:58, Reply)

You're the worst troll on offtopic.

(PsychoChomp, Tue 10 Jul 2012, 13:59, Reply)

I can't tell if I should take this as a well earned compliment, or a scathing remark.

(Poppet some assembly required., Tue 10 Jul 2012, 14:01, Reply)

I'm always scathing.

(PsychoChomp, Tue 10 Jul 2012, 14:05, Reply)

h t
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Tue 10 Jul 2012, 14:11, Reply)

does that mean i'm the best?

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Tue 10 Jul 2012, 14:06, Reply)

You're pretty shit as well to be honest.

(PsychoChomp, Tue 10 Jul 2012, 14:08, Reply)

yaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaay!

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Tue 10 Jul 2012, 14:09, Reply)

it's the unsung heroes like workboresme who cause all the trouble
robert was our best by some margin
( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Tue 10 Jul 2012, 14:11, Reply)

That thread of hers last night was LOL

(PsychoChomp, Tue 10 Jul 2012, 14:11, Reply)

I just couldn't believe that less than an hour after I'd been reading about her on the archive, she popped up again.
It's like beetlejuice - say/think the names too many times, and they'll appear.
(Poppet some assembly required., Tue 10 Jul 2012, 14:14, Reply)

Just seen it, bet she'll get several 'offers' of meeting up for tawdry sex with an internet male loser of a certain weight

( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Tue 10 Jul 2012, 14:14, Reply)

I'll let her see my bumhole for 3 months rent.

(PsychoChomp, Tue 10 Jul 2012, 14:15, Reply)

blaireau sent me a rambling gaz once explaining all that once
i wish i could be bothered to read it
( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Tue 10 Jul 2012, 14:16, Reply)

Copy and past to a new thread, it's the only way.

(PsychoChomp, Tue 10 Jul 2012, 14:19, Reply)

She must be about to renegotiate her mortgage agreement.

( Kroney, Tue 10 Jul 2012, 14:16, Reply)

It's not you that's upset me.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 10 Jul 2012, 14:00, Reply)

good. Cos I got your back.

(Poppet some assembly required., Tue 10 Jul 2012, 14:00, Reply)

:(

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Tue 10 Jul 2012, 14:04, Reply)

gutted
www.bbc.co.uk/news/entertainment-arts-18785438
( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Tue 10 Jul 2012, 13:58, Reply)

It would have been shit without The Reynolds Girls anyway.
Glad to see bubbly scouser, Sonia getting another outing though.
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 10 Jul 2012, 14:05, Reply)

she's still worth a fuck

( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Tue 10 Jul 2012, 14:08, Reply)

I didn't have you down as a chubby chaser, Rory.

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 10 Jul 2012, 14:11, Reply)

her singing makes her beautiful
i'd also fuck adele
( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Tue 10 Jul 2012, 14:15, Reply)

Who wouldn't?

(Poppet some assembly required., Tue 10 Jul 2012, 14:15, Reply)

I wouldn't

(PsychoChomp, Tue 10 Jul 2012, 14:16, Reply)

I wouldn't

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Tue 10 Jul 2012, 14:17, Reply)

ignore them poppet, they're only lying because they think it makes them look cool

( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Tue 10 Jul 2012, 14:18, Reply)

I think she's hot.
She's curvy and she owns it.
(Poppet some assembly required., Tue 10 Jul 2012, 14:19, Reply)

She could be pretty, but she needs to loose a bit of weight and mostly stop talking like a fucking chav.

(PsychoChomp, Tue 10 Jul 2012, 14:21, Reply)

dude, that's totally bogan

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Tue 10 Jul 2012, 14:21, Reply)

Someone like you

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 10 Jul 2012, 14:21, Reply)

very good

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Tue 10 Jul 2012, 14:21, Reply)

I would if I could trust her to not talk
Chav accents and that fucking laugh would cause me to go from weaponised bongle to choan in an instant.

Only for the pub tales, you understand. It's not the weight. She's a ranga.
( Kroney, Tue 10 Jul 2012, 14:24, Reply)

is sonia fat now?

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Tue 10 Jul 2012, 14:17, Reply)

Now?

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 10 Jul 2012, 14:18, Reply)

well, yes
she wasn't chunky in the 80s
(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Tue 10 Jul 2012, 14:18, Reply)

Actually, a quick google image search reveals that she isn't as fat as I pictured her.
She does look like Nerys Hughes though.
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 10 Jul 2012, 14:20, Reply)

sonia was a lithe and saucy strumpet at the BT 1990 Telethon when i saw her

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Tue 10 Jul 2012, 14:21, Reply)

he "paddled very fast"....
no kidding, like a fucking jetfoil I should think!
(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Tue 10 Jul 2012, 13:58, Reply)

My brother was surfing two weeks ago and a shark brushed up against his leg.
He nearly shit himself.
(Poppet some assembly required., Tue 10 Jul 2012, 14:01, Reply)

A Kiwi woman with a doctorate has just applied for a job in our Chelsea shop. How depressing is that? A Kiwi ffs.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 10 Jul 2012, 14:05, Reply)

What's depressing about Kiwis/
The little green fruity things.
(Bear Pookie The Frankly Challenged. Halloween is coming to town., Tue 10 Jul 2012, 14:07, Reply)

you can eat them with the skin on, you know

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Tue 10 Jul 2012, 14:08, Reply)

the skin is all tangy and tasty.
best part of the kiwi.
(Poppet some assembly required., Tue 10 Jul 2012, 14:11, Reply)

you gobble kiwis?

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Tue 10 Jul 2012, 14:11, Reply)

sure do.
I just love shoving them into my mouth and sucking on the tasty flesh away from the skin and then picking all the seeds out of my teeth afterwards.
(Poppet some assembly required., Tue 10 Jul 2012, 14:13, Reply)

Perve

(PsychoChomp, Tue 10 Jul 2012, 14:14, Reply)

:O
hey you're australian, i was a comedy club a while abck and that aussie comic brendan something was on, and he just kept shouting at people in a threatening manner and wasn't very funny at all.

what's the deal with that?
(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Tue 10 Jul 2012, 14:14, Reply)

can she also explain what's been happening in Summer Bay to us whilst she's at it

( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Tue 10 Jul 2012, 14:17, Reply)

Fuck no, I don't watch that tripe.

(Poppet some assembly required., Tue 10 Jul 2012, 14:19, Reply)

:(

( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Tue 10 Jul 2012, 14:19, Reply)

if you want to know what's happening in aussie soaps
just watch hollyoaks under a tanning lamp
(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Tue 10 Jul 2012, 14:23, Reply)

also my girlfriend's niece did some of the photography at her brother's wedding the other week
and i just added her on facebook but she hasn't uploaded the photos, could she have a word with her please?
(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Tue 10 Jul 2012, 14:19, Reply)

I have no idea.
I would like to point out, I'm throughly ashamed of most of the other 23 million aussies. We have a reputation as racist and loud and bogan twats, and I'm ashamed to say that a lot of people here have earnt that title thoroughly.

I apologise for Brendan, and hope you enjoy some of the actually decent stuff that comes out of Australia - like Hamish and Andy, or Masterchef.
(Poppet some assembly required., Tue 10 Jul 2012, 14:18, Reply)

"bogan"?

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Tue 10 Jul 2012, 14:20, Reply)

Australian for chav

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 10 Jul 2012, 14:22, Reply)

Worse than chav.
though less stabby.
(Poppet some assembly required., Tue 10 Jul 2012, 14:23, Reply)

you're totally boganning me off

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Tue 10 Jul 2012, 14:24, Reply)

nope, I'm brushing you off.

(Poppet some assembly required., Tue 10 Jul 2012, 14:26, Reply)

Bog-an-us

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Tue 10 Jul 2012, 14:28, Reply)

+ Craig McLachlan

( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Tue 10 Jul 2012, 14:21, Reply)

I had to google him.
I wish I hadn't.
(Poppet some assembly required., Tue 10 Jul 2012, 14:23, Reply)

Hey, moaner
Oooh, Moaner
(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Tue 10 Jul 2012, 14:23, Reply)

Did you self sauce everywhere?

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 10 Jul 2012, 14:24, Reply)

Nope.

(Poppet some assembly required., Tue 10 Jul 2012, 14:26, Reply)

Masterchef started in Britain.

(PsychoChomp, Tue 10 Jul 2012, 14:27, Reply)

Who would cook a dish like this?

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 10 Jul 2012, 14:33, Reply)

He does funny bit about foreplay

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 10 Jul 2012, 14:23, Reply)

he didn't on this night

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Tue 10 Jul 2012, 14:28, Reply)

And a woman!

(PsychoChomp, Tue 10 Jul 2012, 14:07, Reply)

YOU'VE TOLD HER TWICE ALREADY!!!!!!!!

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 10 Jul 2012, 14:11, Reply)

Isn't there a bar hiring nearby?

( Kroney, Tue 10 Jul 2012, 14:10, Reply)

bar shed
(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Tue 10 Jul 2012, 14:18, Reply)

THIS IS A GREAT THREAD

(PsychoChomp, Tue 10 Jul 2012, 14:10, Reply)

Are you saying bbc news threads are shit?

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 10 Jul 2012, 14:24, Reply)

I think he's saying you are shit.

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 10 Jul 2012, 14:26, Reply)

No I love bbc news links.
It must be something different about this thread made by you. And all other BBC news links, made by ANYONE else... I wonder what it could be.
(PsychoChomp, Tue 10 Jul 2012, 14:26, Reply)

probably your negativity
if you put half of the postive "lets get this shed moved lads" attitude in posting here as you do into moving sheds you'd be adding far more value.

cheers

Al
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 10 Jul 2012, 14:31, Reply)

he's really boganned the board down

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Tue 10 Jul 2012, 14:26, Reply)

Try this Yahoo one then.
uk.news.yahoo.com/north-korea-mystery-over-kim-jong-un-lady-094826360.html

Fattie's got a bird!
(Bear Pookie The Frankly Challenged. Halloween is coming to town., Tue 10 Jul 2012, 14:33, Reply)

We know AA's hardly stopped banging on about her

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 10 Jul 2012, 14:34, Reply)

If she's from Macc,
then she'll be a fatty too.
(Bear Pookie The Frankly Challenged. Halloween is coming to town., Tue 10 Jul 2012, 14:35, Reply)